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Raindrop Ridge
01:18:34 Rainy
thanks angel!
Glacier Bay Cove
01:12:35 Arctic Katz
Thinking that my next art project might be an underwater one
Angels angels
01:11:03 [1k+ brindles] Angel
Well his owner is a free stable so I don't know if you can get straws or not but what I do if I need to find the price of a stud that isn't up, message one of the people that bred a foal with him and see if they remember
Raindrop Ridge
01:08:39 Rainy
hey does anyone know what his lc or straw price is?
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Transformers Acres
01:08:06 Geek, Eek
No idea why I bought this dude. I forgot.

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Imperial Warmbloods
01:01:35 Imp/Impie/Impy
~ Bluey
So pretty! :o
Blue Diamond
12:54:21 Bluey
I still need to do the mane/tail along with leg markings and lighting but other than that, it's done lol
Blue Diamond
12:53:42 Bluey
Arctic
Of course <3
Glacier Bay Cove
12:52:42 Arctic Katz
Am inspired
Glacier Bay Cove
12:52:28 Arctic Katz
After taking a break, I went inspired to start working on some art pieces again, thanks, Bluey
Glacier Bay Cove
12:51:14 Arctic Katz
Wow
Blue Diamond
12:50:19 Bluey
Here's my current WIP <3
Really proud of it, honestly
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Warren's House
12:39:16 Warren he-him
V
Eagle Creek
12:38:24 Eagle
Ahh I love sliver black horses 😍
Warren's House
12:37:01 Warren he-him
hi
Moonrose Magic
12:33:14 🎀 Diva
Ello
Crestwood Eq.
12:19:38 Ivy / poison ivy
And so is that

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Crestwood Eq.
12:17:41 Ivy / poison ivy
That is some coat
Crestwood Eq.
12:17:27 Ivy / poison ivy
Holy shit

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Glacier Bay Cove
12:15:02 Arctic Katz
Can I ask an artistic question, which nature based background is the most popular one here on HEE

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Raindrop Ridge
01:18:34 Rainy
thanks angel!
Glacier Bay Cove
01:12:35 Arctic Katz
Thinking that my next art project might be an underwater one
Angels angels
01:11:03 [1k+ brindles] Angel
Well his owner is a free stable so I don't know if you can get straws or not but what I do if I need to find the price of a stud that isn't up, message one of the people that bred a foal with him and see if they remember
Raindrop Ridge
01:08:39 Rainy
hey does anyone know what his lc or straw price is?
-HEE Click-
Transformers Acres
01:08:06 Geek, Eek
No idea why I bought this dude. I forgot.

-HEE Click-
Imperial Warmbloods
01:01:35 Imp/Impie/Impy
~ Bluey
So pretty! :o
Blue Diamond
12:54:21 Bluey
I still need to do the mane/tail along with leg markings and lighting but other than that, it's done lol
Blue Diamond
12:53:42 Bluey
Arctic
Of course <3
Glacier Bay Cove
12:52:42 Arctic Katz
Am inspired
Glacier Bay Cove
12:52:28 Arctic Katz
After taking a break, I went inspired to start working on some art pieces again, thanks, Bluey
Glacier Bay Cove
12:51:14 Arctic Katz
Wow
Blue Diamond
12:50:19 Bluey
Here's my current WIP <3
Really proud of it, honestly
-Click-
Warren's House
12:39:16 Warren he-him
V
Eagle Creek
12:38:24 Eagle
Ahh I love sliver black horses 😍
Warren's House
12:37:01 Warren he-him
hi
Moonrose Magic
12:33:14 🎀 Diva
Ello
Crestwood Eq.
12:19:38 Ivy / poison ivy
And so is that

-HEE Click-
Crestwood Eq.
12:17:41 Ivy / poison ivy
That is some coat
Crestwood Eq.
12:17:27 Ivy / poison ivy
Holy shit

-HEE Click-
Glacier Bay Cove
12:15:02 Arctic Katz
Can I ask an artistic question, which nature based background is the most popular one here on HEE

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Things Trainers Have Said September 14, 2018 02:20 PM


Mediterranean
 
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Just thought I would share some of the funny stuff I've either, been told by trainers or overheard them say. You can probably guess the context of most of them:

"If you look down then that's where you'll end up"

"If it's such an issue then I'll get you a parachute"

"Unless there's a monster under that fence, I see no reason to circle"

"Horse riding is like learning to drive a car, but you never learn to drive it."

"Long stride? Add leg. Deep stride? Add leg. Fast approaching death? You better hope you add leg, buddy"

*screaming*

"Are you trying to ride a motorcycle or a horse?"

"Can you count?"

"That was NOT the kind of flying change I was expecting"

"Please tell me why you're hunched over like Quasimodo"

"Finally! I can now die a happy man"

"Squeeze your elbows to your sides! Squeeze the life out of yourself if you have to. I want to actually see your soul leave your body"

"If I see you circle one more time, I will push you off the horse myself"

"I'm not sure if that was a chicken impression or a jumping position"

The brutally honest trainers always have the best oneliners. Not everyone likes honesty, but I appreciate it, even more so when it makes me laugh. And of course, all of these were meant to be funny by the trainers who said them.

Feel free to add whatever funny things you've heard trainers say! I'd love to read them.

Edited at September 14, 2018 05:05 PM by Mediterranean
Things Trainers Have Said September 14, 2018 02:23 PM


Kuewi knn stable

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You can take your head and eyes up - I don´t think your horse is going to change it´s color during the ride ;)
Things Trainers Have Said September 14, 2018 03:00 PM


Mediterranean
 
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I asked my friend about notable things her trainer had said as he's notorious for being sassy and blunt. And he yells. A lot.

Here's what she told me:

"Is this a battlefield? WHY ARE YOU CHARGING?"

"Don't argue with that horse, it's not your husband"

"I really wish I'd finished my accounting degree"

"Have you ever considered that he bucks you off because you make him wear matching hot pink EVERYTHING?"

"No glitter and no diamonds. You want to show your horse off, not make him into a four legged disco ball"

"I don't know what YouTube video taught you that but it definitely wasn't me"

Edited at September 14, 2018 03:03 PM by Mediterranean
Things Trainers Have Said September 14, 2018 03:37 PM


Hawkeye Farms
 
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LOL I've heard a lot of these from various trainers in my area. I've even said a few of them myself to a cousin of mine who was trying to learn how to ride one of the ranch horses.

My trainer once told me when I was learning to jump.

"You are not a chicken! Keep your elbows in. I don't want you flapping and taking off."

"You look down one more time at the jump you're going to be falling off or hitting the poles."

"I didn't teach you to ride like that!"
Things Trainers Have Said September 16, 2018 10:55 AM


Phan Phavorites
 
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Lol a particular thing I remember my trainer say was this, after I nosedived off a horse after a jump.

'Don't eat my sand. Its expensive.'

He also was screaming at his wife when she didn't come up to a jump correctly.

*jumping up and down*

'IT'S 40 CENTIMETRES HOW CAN YOU MESS THAT UP'
Things Trainers Have Said September 16, 2018 12:05 PM

Former Stable
 
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Horse trainers:
"Pull Up! PULL HIM UP NOW!!!"
"Why are you getting off? We have work to do!"
"LEAN INTO YOUR TURNS YOU AREN'T LEANING!"
"Don't let him do that! Keep him focused!"
Dog trainers/my bosses:
"Okay we can work with this."
"That's not a leadrope hold onto the end!"
"Don't let him slip that collar!"
"Use your happy voice! Following her isn't going to get her to come to you! She's a hunting dog not a horse!"
"That's not a horse, She isn't freezing because She's going to spook She's freezing because she hears a bird!"
"Don't let him eat that."
So many more for both.
Things Trainers Have Said September 16, 2018 12:20 PM


The Lady of Fangorn
 
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( I do reining)
Since WHEN do circles have square corners?!



Mediterranean said:
I asked my friend about notable things her trainer had said as he's notorious for being sassy and blunt. And he yells. A lot.

Here's what she told me:

"Is this a battlefield? WHY ARE YOU CHARGING?"

"Don't argue with that horse, it's not your husband"

"I really wish I'd finished my accounting degree"

"Have you ever considered that he bucks you off because you make him wear matching hot pink EVERYTHING?"

"No glitter and no diamonds. You want to show your horse off, not make him into a four legged disco ball"

"I don't know what YouTube video taught you that but it definitely wasn't me"


*diesSSssssSSSSS*
*to a kid who was being drug around on a lead rope by his pony*
Just WHO is leading WHO around here?!?!?

Things Trainers Have Said September 17, 2018 11:37 PM

Equuleus
 
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(said to a particularly busty rider, name changed) "Sarah! Headlights. Down! Most of us have to struggle with this, but you're one of the lucky few who gets to let 'em speak for themselves!"

*trainer mounts her grand prix dressage horse* "Hey, here's an impression of how you used to ride a year ago!" *sticks arms half way up horse's neck, pulls heels up, sticks legs forward, and holds her breath* "I seriously thought your elbows were going to break. I mean, seriously. Do you see this? Even the poor horse thinks I'm nuts!"

"Yoohoo! Steering! Where are you going?!"

"Well, that would have been lovely except for your horse's overactive imagination."

(my jump trainer) "Oh my god, how are you bad at math?! You're literally doing theoretical physics over the fences."

(clinician) "Okay, do that transition again, because it $#%^ed @**. Yeah? You caught that?"

Edited at September 18, 2018 12:08 AM by Equuleus
Things Trainers Have Said September 18, 2018 02:12 AM

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I go to a special needs riding school so I get none of this



:)
Things Trainers Have Said September 18, 2018 07:13 AM


White Oak Manor
 
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I think this may be funnier then the meme thread lol.

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