A long time- uh- in the future I think... yeah I like that idea... in a galaxy far, far away... or actually this galaxy just far in time...
I drew the bitch. click
Anotha thing. Click
Norrie Calvert, short for Eleanor but only a few people know that, fewer still call Norrie that if they wish to keep all appendages intact.
Age- 23
DOB(MM/DD/YY)- 05/17/whatever lol
POB- Post Office Box?(I know it's place of birth[right?] but let me be stupid xD)
Sex- Female
Ethnicity- White
Height- 5'9
Weight- 154lbs
Languages Spoken- English, French, Latin
Status- Probably alive
Married- Negative
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Zodiac- Taurus
Accent- Little bit of an almost yankeeish accent- she can ayuh with the best of 'em. Basically sounds like the distant cousin of the southern accent.
Most Used/Favorite Phrases- "They're not dogs and I'm not a pony, but I'll try to put on a good show." "Ain't gonna happ'n, cap'n." "I don't remember askin' you a goddamn thing." "You'll find sympathy between shit and syphilis in the dictionary."
Habits(B)- Insulting people regardless of rank, even some of her higher-ups weren't free of Norrie's relentless attitude. She's good enough at what she does, however, that she tends to get away with it somewhat.
Habits(G)- Not a neat freak by far, but she's good at keeping things organized to her liking. Some people disagree with her method of organized chaos, that just becuase ONE person knows where everything is doesn't make it tidy, but they all get a good slappin'.
Good at both following and giving orders, both of which are quite useful. Lotta people are only good at one or the other, which Norrie believes is where dictators and "yes men" come from.
Name origin- I may be in the habit of yoinking names from particularly good books don't judge me x'D
Named after- Deep inhale JIMMY'S MOOOOM. (This is staying like this btw, because my sense of humor is terrible.) Probably some grandmother, Norrie doesn't know.
Positive Traits- Norrie's capable of being something resembling nice, every now and then, but only to a select few people. Which is to say pretty much nobody. BUT. It is possible. Theoretically.
Negative Traits- Foul mouth, foul life, foul person, basically. Tends to say some distasteful, unpolular-opinion stuff.
Diabilities (Mental): Oh boy. Severe anger issues, probably depression, hidden behind all that unchecked rage. Lack of morals, would probably kill a child if it needed to happen.
Species- Hooman
Body Build: Slim, almost 12yo boyish. Not terribly feminine, but that really just means she ain't gonna be on the cover of Vogue(or playboy) any time soon.
Eye Color: Pale bluish with green and gold undertones.
Glasses or Contacts: None
Distinguishing Marks: See below I guess xD
Predominant Feature(s): Umm... two legs... coupla arms, some hands and feet... a dome piece...
Hair Color: Naturally a dark blond bordering on brown, but dyed black with dark reddish-pink ends.
Type of Hair: Slightly wavy shoulder length hair.
Hairstyle: Something like a wolf cut but a little less... shaggy and unkempt looking with curtain bangs.
Voice: The fuck you want here? Not some squealy, dramatic JoJo Siwa dog whistle of a voice, but also not mistakable for a guy, I suppose.
Overall Attractiveness: On a scale of 10, probably an 8. Maybe higher if you're into the tomboyish sort.
Physical Diabilities: Norrie broke her left wrist once - though broke is an understatement, more like shattered it - and it didn't heal quite perfectly, so it's a little less flexible and hurts if she moves it too much in the wrong way.
Usual Fashion of Dressing: Norrie prefers dark colors - the less attention drawn to oneself, the better - and is basically the embodiment of riot grrrl, notably influenced by punk. She dresses for more function over fashion, but has a perfectly healthy sense of style.
Favorite Outfit: Doesn't really have a favorite to be honest.
Jewlery or Accessories: Norrie finds jewelry to be impractical, especially since if she gets in a fight, even more so against another woman, the opponent is likely to go for earrings and other piercings first. And its a big waste of money.
Personality-
Good Personality Traits: Uhh... capable of self-control(sometimes), energetic, smart. In a word, a spitfire. Which can be a good or bad trait depending on the situation.
Bad Personality Traits: Harsh, blunt, very rude, and generally a disrespectful pain in the ass. Her smart mouth does tend to get her in trouble, but she sure as hell ain't afraid to stand up for what she believes in.
Mood Character is in Most Often: Stormy, easily piss-offable mood. Basically a grumpy little stormcloud, but only a fupid stool would say that to her face.
Sense of Humor: Witty, but dark and rather broken.
Greatest Joy in Life: Joy? What's that, who's she?
Greatest Fear: Not death, not public speaking. Probably losing her voice- in a metaphorical sense. Norrie's the sort to never be silenced, and basically "give me liberty or give me death" personified.
Why?: Like that one fuckwad said in Ghostbusters II, "It's every New Yorker's God-given right to treat everyone like dirt!" Even if nobody likes what she has to say, she's gonna say it, dammit.
Most At Ease When: alone. People, as a whole, fuckin' suck, man.
Soft Spot: Small, innocent children and animals. They didn't do anything wrong, so why must they suffer? As a kid, Norrie'd come across some little bastards(children, but not of the innocent variety) throwing rocks at a stray dog. When they didn't stop after she tried non-violent methods and one fuckwad said who cares? It's just a stray, Norrie immediately shot back with When God sings with his creations, would a dog not me among the chorus? And also punched him.
Is This Soft Spot Visible to Others: Negative.
Greatest Strength: Norrie considers her anger to be a strength- anger was fuel for action, and action was the start of change.
Greatest Vulnerability or Weakness: Short fuse, and as little as she'll admit it, being quick to anger isn't always a great thing.
Past-
Hometown: Your mom's house( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Present-
Current Location: Here.
Religion: Lapsed Methodist(I think. Might change lmao)
Family-
None.
Spouse: Negative
Relationship With Him: Unless he's a hallucination, none.
Children: None
Relationship With Them: Also nonexistant
Other Important Family Members: All nonexistant.
Traits-
Introvert or Extrovert?: An ambivert I suppose, likes to be alone but can put up with people pretty well.
Daredevil or Cautious?: Couldn't give a shit about anyone or anything, so definitely more daredevil.
Logical or Emotional?: Usually logical, but she does have one helluva temper that takes control sometimes.
Disorderly and Messy or Methodical and Neat?: In the middle, but leaning toward neat. There's a difference between a mess and organized chaos- as long as Norrie knows where everything is, who gives a fuck about presentation? Gordon Fucking Ramsey?
Prefers Working or Relaxing: Norrie can appreciate a nice stress free day, but one wasted sitting around doing nothing is more stressful than having shit to do.
Confident or Unsure?: Way too confident for anyone's good.
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Backstory:
Raised in a strict, militaristic household as an only child, Norries had a purpose before she was even conceived and had been reminded of it her whole life.
Her parents were tough on her, and it did shape much of the way Norrie viewed people, though part of her understands why, even if she doesn't agree with it.
I'll write more later when it comes to me but I think this is okayish enough for now.
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I'm adding Favorite Inspirational Quotes and you can't stop me.
"Live, laugh, love. If that doesn't work, load, aim, fire."
"My idea of help from above is a sniper on the roof."
"Ever look at someone and think Why has nobody hit you with a shovel yet?"
"Blood stains are red, ultraviolet lights are blue, and enough murder shows that they'll never find you."
"You are either: On my side, by my side, or in my fucking way. Choose wisely."
"I suck at apologies, so... unfuck you, or whatever."
"I'll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a fuck about your opinions of me."