Sage sort of pouted at her when she claimed no dick no husband. "Good to know that's all you want from me," he snorted, though was clearly amused with it all. He knew full well she'd love him either way...though joking around about it was rather amusing, especially since it would never happen. Of course, he felt his cheeks heat up when she sat back, peering at him for a moment before speaking up. He couldn't help but chuckle softly though, shaking his head in amusement. "I took would prefer to keep my body parts on my body," he noted lightly

Mari chuckled lightly to him and gave s little nod. "Well, you need to have a use for something," she chuckled. "It's not like you house us, feed us and love us or anything," she joked lightly, pecking his lips playfully. He did s lot for them - he knew he did, and she loved him for it. She never thought she'd get a life like this one, where she always felt safe and her children were loved. She grinned at his blush and patted his chest playfully. "Yeah, me too. I'd be upset if anything happened to them," she huffed.

Sage shook his head as she kept talking, gruntign in agreement. "Nope, my only job is to sit here and look pretty," he mused, attempting to keep a straight face. He wasn't doing a very good job at it really, but that didn't matter very much he supposed. At least, neither of them seemed to care. He noted her smirk when she saw him blush, which didn't help the color in his cheeks fade away at all. It was a little silly, how she could still get him so flustered so easily...you would think he'd have grown used to it by now. But he still got as awkward as he did when they'd first met...and he knew she found it amusing. "Generally body parts stayign attatched is a good thing," he snickered, glad Mari had suggested letting the kids sleep over at her mom's house.

Mari hummed in agreement. "I'm glad you know that! You just so happen to be very good at it too," she mused lightly. She sort of moved to pull his hair out of the usual bun it was in, and moved her hand to the nape of his neck to play softly with a few of the baby hairs that were still somehow there. He was, in fact, very pretty. She thought so at least. She sort of hummed as she saw him bush, and leaned in to press a light kiss to his lips as her other hand held softly onto his shoulder. "Awh, look at you," she mused softly once she'd pulled away again. "All flushed up. Very pretty, Sage," she teased him softly. At his next comment, though, she just snorted, very much in agreement with him. "Oh, I know. What would we do if they somehow froze off? We'd have a bit of a problem," she chuckled.

Sage couldn't help but laugh in response to her comment about being good at sitting there pretty, just humming softly in response to the comment. "Well, I'm glad you think so," he noted lightly, letting her take the bun out and letting the hair drape softly over his shoulders, kissing her back lightly and then wrinkling his nose at her in response to her comment. "Oh shut up," he huffed, though his grin hadn't left his face. He nodded along in response to her last comment as well, chuckling a long with it softly.

Mari smiled down at him, her thumb trailing lightly along the nape of his neck. She did think he was very handsome - sure, pretty wasn't the way to put it, ans she may be a bit biased, she but he was the only person she'd ever looked at and thought wow. He really was very handsome, especially now that he had some weight on him and was like... happy. He'd smile for her, and that just made it all so special. She gasped at his next comment, and crossed her arms at him. "Sage! How dare you," she huffed dramatically. She just pouted and leaned in just a little out of reach from his lips as the hand on his shoulder ventured to his neck, gently drawing circles. "You know how rude it is to tell people to shut up," she asked with a cocked brow.

Sage sort of just raised his eyebrows as her complaint, grin growing mischievously as his mind worked. "Uh oh, am I in trouble," he sort of whined, giving her a mock pout, though couldn't hold it for very long before he broke back into a smile. "I guess you'd better punish me," he added, unable to hold back a small snicker as he spoke. "I'm a bad boy, you know, I need someone to keep me in check." He really was just messing about, though the innuendos were there, like they had been all night, and both of them were clearly enjoying it.

Mari watched as his mind ticked, although as he started to speak she felt a bit of a grin growing across her face, along with an amused giggle and a slight blush. "Jeasus," she breathed lightly, clearly amused by the whole thing, although her fingers moved from his neck to his throat, nails gently running along his adams apple. She hummed in thought for a moment, then dipped her face closer to his. "Mhm," she murmured softly, a small grin spreading across hr face. "Punish you, huh? How, Sage, do you suppose I do that?" She asked with a giggle, her lips brushing lightly against his.

Sage couldnt help the triumphant grin growing across his face when Maris cheeks colored slightly. He felt a sort of shiver run down his spine as her hand moved to his throat, and he hummed softly once she'd stopped speaking, knowing the vibration she'd feel would entice her as much as anything he could say or do. "That's for you to figure out, now isn't it," he purred back, sort of tilting his head into her lips slightly, letting his hair fall sort of behind him, the little bit of skin it revealed along his neck and collar likely to add to whatever effect he was going to give mari. He was definitely flirting...he knew exactly what she liked, and he wasn't really holding much back at that point.

Mari's fingers danced around his neck for a moment, although as his head tilted back that little blush came full force across her cheeks. Her eyes glanced down his neck, and with her free hand she sort of brushed his hair back away from his shoulder and collar. Her thumb ran lightly along his jugular, the little vibrations coming from it just making her light up. She sort of looked thoughtful about it for a moment, then nodded to herself before shifting her weight a little more onto his lap, her lips brushing barely against his. "Making me do all the hard work today, hm?" She mused, pressing her lips so lightly to his as her hips sort of leaned into him. She was more than thankful they'd gotten the evening to themselves... it wasn't often they got to take their time like this. It wasn't often that Sage used all his tricks to - well, make her want him, either, and it was more than working.