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02:57:24

Quest:
Breed a brindle foal

Wish me luck guys

Caprina Springs

02:28:29 Mads

-HEE Click- Excited for this fella

02:10:30 Lily

Thanks so much Boulder :)

Gold Oak Estate

01:44:23 Opal's SA - AA &

Ty! And then straight after that I bred a manchado XD

01:34:23 Galaxy ☆

Oak the sooty is gorgeous!

Gold Oak Estate

01:33:00 Opal's SA - AA &

I just bred this beauty O.0
-HEE Click-

01:29:20

Tackroom - Actions - Sell Your Tack

01:22:54 Lily

where do I go to sell my used tack in the store?

MC Ace

01:20:34 McFossil

Burnt pork belly ends.

01:14:23 Galaxy ☆

If someone could help me out with this, I'd be grateful!

-HEE Click-

01:12:46 Peggy (or) Peg

I cannot do fat at all. I gag immediately on the texture lmao

01:11:36 pheezy

thornwood
not specifically cattle brands, but when my family had a much bigger horse business we used to freeze brand. does that count?

Dash and Duchess

12:58:34 DD | ~Squizard~

Flea, the endless chewing is truly the stuff of horror 😭

12:57:20 Rapcoon | Jester

omg Boulder I saw that on youtube the other day! xD

12:55:28

I wish the frontal lobe cortex matured faster.
We need better brains at earlier age!

Thornwood Manor

12:48:47

Is anyone familiar with brands, like a cattle brand?

12:48:12 Book Nerd

I'm ok with most veggitables, but i don't like broccoli or cauliflower or okra.

12:46:07

All I could think of is:
-Click-

Eat Yo Veggitables

12:44:01 Book Nerd

But from my Dad's stance "Eat up! That fat is soo good!"
Yuck!

12:43:15 Rapcoon | Jester

anyway, the hour grows late and I must be off to bed. Goodnight all!

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02:57:24

Quest:
Breed a brindle foal

Wish me luck guys

Caprina Springs

02:28:29 Mads

-HEE Click- Excited for this fella

02:10:30 Lily

Thanks so much Boulder :)

Gold Oak Estate

01:44:23 Opal's SA - AA &

Ty! And then straight after that I bred a manchado XD

01:34:23 Galaxy ☆

Oak the sooty is gorgeous!

Gold Oak Estate

01:33:00 Opal's SA - AA &

I just bred this beauty O.0
-HEE Click-

01:29:20

Tackroom - Actions - Sell Your Tack

01:22:54 Lily

where do I go to sell my used tack in the store?

MC Ace

01:20:34 McFossil

Burnt pork belly ends.

01:14:23 Galaxy ☆

If someone could help me out with this, I'd be grateful!

-HEE Click-

01:12:46 Peggy (or) Peg

I cannot do fat at all. I gag immediately on the texture lmao

01:11:36 pheezy

thornwood
not specifically cattle brands, but when my family had a much bigger horse business we used to freeze brand. does that count?

Dash and Duchess

12:58:34 DD | ~Squizard~

Flea, the endless chewing is truly the stuff of horror 😭

12:57:20 Rapcoon | Jester

omg Boulder I saw that on youtube the other day! xD

12:55:28

I wish the frontal lobe cortex matured faster.
We need better brains at earlier age!

Thornwood Manor

12:48:47

Is anyone familiar with brands, like a cattle brand?

12:48:12 Book Nerd

I'm ok with most veggitables, but i don't like broccoli or cauliflower or okra.

12:46:07

All I could think of is:
-Click-

Eat Yo Veggitables

12:44:01 Book Nerd

But from my Dad's stance "Eat up! That fat is soo good!"
Yuck!

12:43:15 Rapcoon | Jester

anyway, the hour grows late and I must be off to bed. Goodnight all!

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February 9, 2024 03:29 PM

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Prepare your best horse jokes and then I will pick someone on February 14 in the afternoon to win a surprise!So get your horse jokes ready only the best will (maybe) win!

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The prize is reavealed...6 thousand ebs!

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whats a race horses fav food .......................fast food

bumdum spush

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What kind of horse lives inside?

A Stallion

What did the horse say when he fell?

I've fallen and I can't Giddy-up!

Last one...

A horse walks into a kitchen and the cheif says "Hey!" and the horse says "How did you read my mind!?!?"

February 10, 2024 06:20 PM

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What do you call a sleeping horse?

A nightmare

February 10, 2024 06:37 PM

ghost light stables

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what does it mean when you find a horse shoe -some poor horse is walking around in its socks!

what did the horse say to the foal - its paster bedtime

why did the horse not get invited to the dinner party - it has bad stable manners

February 10, 2024 06:39 PM

Wild West Warmbloods

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Why can't ponies sing? -They are just a little hoarse

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I felt like I should clean the house today... so I went riding until the feeling went away

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"Wait you didn't dress up as a bunny for easter? Sometimes I wonder if you even carrot all"

Edited at February 10, 2024 06:39 PM by Wild West Warmbloods

February 10, 2024 07:11 PM

ghost light stables

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what did the appalosa say after he ate his grain - man that hit the spot

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Why don't horses use Android phones? Because they like Apples.

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