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Cappuccino
07:25:18 Heyy it's Capp
Ohhh but a PPW isn't too bad! That can (prob slowly XD ) be bred up!
Insignia Elites
07:22:09 Em
Love her face markings Min!
Minerva
07:21:37 Min
-HEE Click-

Of course the first W brave that pops up is SD when I'm desperately trying to stick to AD braves xD
Alpine Acres
07:21:22 Lily
Anytime Min! ^^
Minerva
07:14:30 Min
Oh thank you so much for the spurs Alpine!!
Minerva
07:14:03 Min
Ohhh those coats 0-0
Santana Rising
06:55:04 San
-Click- and here's his mom with a friend at a local dog show at the end of May this year
Santana Rising
06:50:39 San
-Click- that was last year on his 7th birthday after just getting a bath.
Minerva
06:41:41 Min
Awww they're so majestic San!
Santana Rising
06:38:40 San
He's a borzoi. I have his mom too, she is 11 years old and had her crazy zoomies times when she was younger, but she was always pretty level headed. Matrix is going to be 8 in September yet still behaves like a pup most of the time. My first zoi was his grand-aunt, who also got pretty serious as soon as she turned 3, but she could get up to some mischief every now and then
Rubygem
06:38:12 Asha ~ Ruby girl :D
someone check falls
Alpine Acres
06:35:36 Lily
of course!
Minerva
06:34:57 Min
Legend, thank you!
Alpine Acres
06:33:49 Lily
Hey Min, I've put a Junior Rider in my shop for you :D
ColdCall
06:30:33 🍺Crown
Its hard finding RID horses that are good
Minerva
06:21:29 Min
Awwww bless him, he's just trying to enrich their lives xD What breed is he? Patterdales are known for being super clever, which is definitely the case with Norm. Paddy must have been stuck in the birth canal for a while I think bless him. He does have his moments but getting stuck somewhere with a little blank stare is his trademark
Santana Rising
06:19:23 San
I am very familiar with the 2 braincells thing! I was always wondering why people claim my breed is stupid while I had only girls. they are very smart, downright cunning. Now I have one male and he's the biggest himbo. In fall he keeps carrying around hedgehogs he finds in the yard, like some sort of world's shittiest rollercoaster!
Minerva
06:16:53 Min
Norm did help me herd 60ish ram lambs every day for a while though so he does have his talents. Actual herding isn't particularly one of them but he tried his best and didn't bite or chase anything so I was happy xD
Minerva
06:13:12 Min
Haha I wish- they're utterly useless xD I was hoping Norm would show an interest in ratting so I could use him on the farm I worked at and in my own paddock, but he wouldn't say boo to a goose. In fairness he did grow up with a hamster so it's sort of understandable. Paddy's a little bit more "kill-y" but he's got 2 functioning braincells on a good day so unless something is presented to him he's useless haha
Santana Rising
06:10:05 San
those are pretty uncommon breeds, Min. Are you using them for hunting, pest control or any kind of dog sports?

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Cappuccino
07:25:18 Heyy it's Capp
Ohhh but a PPW isn't too bad! That can (prob slowly XD ) be bred up!
Insignia Elites
07:22:09 Em
Love her face markings Min!
Minerva
07:21:37 Min
-HEE Click-

Of course the first W brave that pops up is SD when I'm desperately trying to stick to AD braves xD
Alpine Acres
07:21:22 Lily
Anytime Min! ^^
Minerva
07:14:30 Min
Oh thank you so much for the spurs Alpine!!
Minerva
07:14:03 Min
Ohhh those coats 0-0
Santana Rising
06:55:04 San
-Click- and here's his mom with a friend at a local dog show at the end of May this year
Santana Rising
06:50:39 San
-Click- that was last year on his 7th birthday after just getting a bath.
Minerva
06:41:41 Min
Awww they're so majestic San!
Santana Rising
06:38:40 San
He's a borzoi. I have his mom too, she is 11 years old and had her crazy zoomies times when she was younger, but she was always pretty level headed. Matrix is going to be 8 in September yet still behaves like a pup most of the time. My first zoi was his grand-aunt, who also got pretty serious as soon as she turned 3, but she could get up to some mischief every now and then
Rubygem
06:38:12 Asha ~ Ruby girl :D
someone check falls
Alpine Acres
06:35:36 Lily
of course!
Minerva
06:34:57 Min
Legend, thank you!
Alpine Acres
06:33:49 Lily
Hey Min, I've put a Junior Rider in my shop for you :D
ColdCall
06:30:33 🍺Crown
Its hard finding RID horses that are good
Minerva
06:21:29 Min
Awwww bless him, he's just trying to enrich their lives xD What breed is he? Patterdales are known for being super clever, which is definitely the case with Norm. Paddy must have been stuck in the birth canal for a while I think bless him. He does have his moments but getting stuck somewhere with a little blank stare is his trademark
Santana Rising
06:19:23 San
I am very familiar with the 2 braincells thing! I was always wondering why people claim my breed is stupid while I had only girls. they are very smart, downright cunning. Now I have one male and he's the biggest himbo. In fall he keeps carrying around hedgehogs he finds in the yard, like some sort of world's shittiest rollercoaster!
Minerva
06:16:53 Min
Norm did help me herd 60ish ram lambs every day for a while though so he does have his talents. Actual herding isn't particularly one of them but he tried his best and didn't bite or chase anything so I was happy xD
Minerva
06:13:12 Min
Haha I wish- they're utterly useless xD I was hoping Norm would show an interest in ratting so I could use him on the farm I worked at and in my own paddock, but he wouldn't say boo to a goose. In fairness he did grow up with a hamster so it's sort of understandable. Paddy's a little bit more "kill-y" but he's got 2 functioning braincells on a good day so unless something is presented to him he's useless haha
Santana Rising
06:10:05 San
those are pretty uncommon breeds, Min. Are you using them for hunting, pest control or any kind of dog sports?

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Chat Posts January 22, 2023 02:56 PM


Thistleberry Farm
 
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i dont know this was just random haha
Checker Wind
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god jerks
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Lucky Ranch
04:07:55 andrew tate
im piss now 💪🙏✨
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Chat Posts April 13, 2023 10:00 PM


Eyrie of the Stars
 
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It's been a while since I've seen a bunch of older players just having fun in chat, so I did my best to get a decent sample of the chaos 😂

A grape
09:51:47 energy balls 5ever
ok but i just dont want them to shove it down my throat!! and down my throat i mean by existing!

Savannah Stables
09:50:55 #1 costco fan
Dae holy shit 😭
Get out of here with your old fashioned ideas, it doesnt matter what two adult plants do in their free time!
Frost Hill Manor
09:50:53 Frost/Frosty/Frostie
I have no idea what's going on, but it's entertaining 👌
Prismatic Cove
09:50:52 Rem | Bo
Dae
When I say I was not expecting something
You better know I snorted so hard my uvula met my lungs and I needed a drink of water

Lucky Stables
09:50:00 Marty McMucha
Gay plants?
✨WooOOoW✨
TenaciTea
09:49:57 Tea || Snaink
(gay)
A grape
09:49:56 energy balls 5ever
i cant breathe dae holy shit thats fucking incredible 😭
Prismatic Cove
09:49:48 Rem | Bo
I was so disappointed when my sweet sweet baby succulent mare decided she wanted to be a buck instead
TenaciTea
09:49:48 Tea || Snaink
Plants love plants!
A grape
09:49:39 energy balls 5ever
get out of here atheist!!
Kepler Wings
09:49:31 Dae
Adam and eve not adam and peas
A grape
09:49:24 energy balls 5ever
yes precisely, thank you rem
homobotanphobics unite!! protect the seedlings!

Savannah Stables
09:49:11 #1 costco fan
I accept all plants no matter their gender or sexuality 😤
TenaciTea
09:49:02 Tea || Snaink
🌱❤️🌱
Prismatic Cove
09:48:58 Rem | Bo
We are homobotanphobics

A grape
09:48:17 energy balls 5ever
its my god given right to disown any gay plants!
Kepler Wings
09:48:14 Dae
GAy plaNTs
A grape
09:48:06 energy balls 5ever
aint no damn plant of mine gonna be homosexual!! it just aint natural
TenaciTea
09:47:50 Tea || Snaink
They turned the friggin plants gay! Do you understand that?
A grape
09:47:38 energy balls 5ever
gay frogs and the trans agenda is no longer a concern, the new fear is the gay vegan agenda

TenaciTea
09:47:24 Tea || Snaink
Vixie, all times are good times!
Prismatic Cove
09:47:23 Rem | Bo
do the vegans get a separate drag race with vegan drag queens?
A grape
09:47:14 energy balls 5ever
or maybe homoalwayshungryis
Savannah Stables
09:47:13 #1 costco fan
Damn they turned the plants gay?
A grape
09:46:59 energy balls 5ever
yes they are they are
homoplantus
A grape
09:46:44 energy balls 5ever
oouuu yes chef slay! Its so important to modify your training for the horse you're working with
Savannah Stables
09:46:36 #1 costco fan
Are vegans a separate species now?
Kepler Wings
09:46:33 Dae
OK im dead another interspecies?
Vixen Creek
09:46:20 Vixie
looks like I logged in at a good time
TenaciTea
09:46:18 Tea || Snaink
Another??
Prismatic Cove
09:46:08 Rem | Bo
slayyy
my dog can do the catwalk and show his true potential as a drag queen
Kepler Wings
09:46:07 Dae
I started with warcrimes, but thts ok because she is a war stallion mare and bred for it
A grape
09:45:50 energy balls 5ever
also the plants (but no vegans allowed, we cannot have another interspecies thing happen)
A grape
09:45:33 energy balls 5ever
yes put lingerie on all the horses animals and people

Savannah Stables
09:45:11 #1 costco fan
Can i put my magical paint stallion in drag for the drag show
A grape
09:45:08 energy balls 5ever
treason and arson are part of their groundwork training, then fraud, and then once they get a little more advanced they learn about warcrimes
Prismatic Cove
09:44:47 Rem | Bo
can I bring my spayed male shorthair 5'0 german shepard to the drag show Lucky?
Kepler Wings
09:44:29 Dae
Do you have to teach them fraud? or is treason ok too?
A grape
09:43:51 energy balls 5ever
geese pretzel i like it
Kepler Wings
09:43:30 Dae
Tea not-your face says everything
TenaciTea
09:43:30 Tea || Snaink
SAVANNAH eee
A grape
09:43:25 energy balls 5ever
to teach my horses fraud i bring them to a drag show in tenese
Prismatic Cove
09:43:09 Rem | Bo
Sorry sorry I just squeaked like a mouse in surprise and laughter
I always thought you had to do surgery for that
A grape
09:43:06 energy balls 5ever
takes your son and runs away and reattaches his energy balls and pours wd40 on him (therapy)
Savannah Stables
09:42:54 #1 costco fan
Lucky
You also have to sacrifice 5 geese (ritually(you swing them around by the neck into eachother))
Kepler Wings
09:42:46 Dae
ohhhhh of course! Should I do that before or after the Tennessee trips?
A grape
09:42:08 energy balls 5ever
feed her the straw 😭
is her uterus in her mouth
i had a horse like that awhile back
TenaciTea
09:41:29 Tea || Snaink
Rem, you can breed to your red piebald black mare! You just got to feed her the straw 😍
A grape
09:41:28 energy balls 5ever
dae
you have to geld him but give her energy balls back!!

Prismatic Cove
09:39:51 Rem | Bo
shame hes a boy because I'd breed high brow man o secretariat to my red piebald black mare with no hooves
Kepler Wings
09:39:49 Dae
how did you get your gelding mare? I have a stallion mare, but I dont want that!
TenaciTea
09:39:25 Tea || Snaink
They will make triple crown Olympic babies gobless 🙏
A grape
09:38:38 energy balls 5ever
of course tea
im a very modern person, I support mpreg rights
Kepler Wings
09:38:34 Dae
But only if I can register appoloosa
A grape
09:38:21 energy balls 5ever
thank you dae!1! they truly are the best horses 🤩🔥🙏

TenaciTea
09:38:03 Tea || Snaink
I love him. Can I breed my pearl cremello gelding mare to him?
Kepler Wings
09:37:55 Dae
Oh man I love high brow man o secretariat lines!
Prismatic Cove
09:37:46 Rem | Bo
Puck
Ahh
That is fool-proof logic and I don't know why
A grape
09:37:26 energy balls 5ever
😭 damn puck thats harsh but also at the same time true
A grape
09:36:55 energy balls 5ever
tea
excuse me those allegations are very false, I named him potato chip, but his registered name is Totilas High Brow Man O Secretariat
FirstLightFarms
09:36:44 puck
Rem, I'll give you a hint on how to know if Lucky is messing with you or not-
Are they in the chat? They're messing with you
TenaciTea
09:36:38 Tea || Snaink
Oh my god
TenaciTea
09:36:04 Tea || Snaink
Lucky is kidding. But we like to pretend
Prismatic Cove
09:35:34 Rem | Bo
Lucky
I cant tell if you're messing with us or not oml
A grape
09:34:45 energy balls 5ever
Thank you his dad was a wild mustang and his mom was a world champion FEI grand prix triple crown mare 🤩

Edited at April 13, 2023 10:05 PM by Eyrie of the Stars
Chat Posts April 13, 2023 10:07 PM


Prismatic Cove
 
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I didn't know I was an older player *hurt*
Chat Posts April 13, 2023 10:12 PM


Eyrie of the Stars
 
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Prismatic Cove said:
I didn't know I was an older player *hurt*


These days it seems like only players under a year interact much 🤷‍♀️
Chat Posts April 13, 2023 10:14 PM


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Eyrie of the Stars said:

Prismatic Cove said:
I didn't know I was an older player *hurt*


These days it seems like only players under a year interact much 🤷‍♀️


They're probably fucking terrified what is happening right now 🤣
Chat Posts April 13, 2023 10:17 PM


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Oh 100% lol

Prismatic Cove said:

Eyrie of the Stars said:

Prismatic Cove said:
I didn't know I was an older player *hurt*


These days it seems like only players under a year interact much 🤷‍♀️


They're probably fucking terrified what is happening right now 🤣


Chat Posts April 13, 2023 10:25 PM


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Oh definitely! I guess if they don't tell tall tales we just have to make up our own lol

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