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Two Trees Stables

11:11:21 Willow ~ TB Breeder

Glacier
Goats 100,000,000%
Sheep are so dumb! My friend had one and it drowned but sticking its head into a water bucket

Sport Pony Island

11:10:31 Solstice × Win

Willow, i own 2 horses, and i know what means when an animal causes you stress...

Two Trees Stables

11:10:26 Willow ~ TB Breeder

-HEE Click-
Not bad for my first month of TBs

11:10:19 Ivy / poison ivy

WIn

<33

11:10:14 [1k+ brindles] Angel

I can't wait for the fall semester to start .-. I am so bored

Sleepwalker Centre

11:10:08 Walker

Willow,
ohh I bet, they sound like a good amount of work!

Glacier Bay Cove

11:09:54 Arctic Katz

Which is better, sheep or goats

Sport Pony Island

11:09:54 Solstice × Win

Ivy, it will get better :3

Two Trees Stables

11:09:13 Willow ~ TB Breeder

Walker
Goat are wonderful creatures, but can also cause a lot of stress, Lol

11:08:35 Ivy / poison ivy

Win

14

Walker

good to know ^^ <3333

Sleepwalker Centre

11:07:27 Walker

Willow,
I'm not familiar but I just love farm animals (and most animals)

Sport Pony Island

11:06:58 Solstice × Win

Ivy, if you don'y mind me asking, how old are you?

Two Trees Stables

11:06:44 Willow ~ TB Breeder

Walker
Yes, Nigerian Dwarf & La Mancha dairy goats

Sport Pony Island

11:06:24 Solstice × Win

well, sorry.. My family said it was good

Two Trees Stables

11:06:14 Willow ~ TB Breeder

Sending hugs Ivy! It's okay if you don't have everything figured out

Sleepwalker Centre

11:06:11 Walker

Willow,
ohh you have goats, I'm guessing?

11:05:53 [1k+ brindles] Angel

Solstice
I don't like action movies lol

Sport Pony Island

11:05:39 Solstice × Win

bear, in grow<upgrades and more< barns

Rosewater Eventing

11:05:37 Rose/Daisy's SA

Thanks Anna <3

Sleepwalker Centre

11:05:31 Walker

Ivy,
it really does get better <3

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Two Trees Stables

11:11:21 Willow ~ TB Breeder

Glacier
Goats 100,000,000%
Sheep are so dumb! My friend had one and it drowned but sticking its head into a water bucket

Sport Pony Island

11:10:31 Solstice × Win

Willow, i own 2 horses, and i know what means when an animal causes you stress...

Two Trees Stables

11:10:26 Willow ~ TB Breeder

-HEE Click-
Not bad for my first month of TBs

11:10:19 Ivy / poison ivy

WIn

<33

11:10:14 [1k+ brindles] Angel

I can't wait for the fall semester to start .-. I am so bored

Sleepwalker Centre

11:10:08 Walker

Willow,
ohh I bet, they sound like a good amount of work!

Glacier Bay Cove

11:09:54 Arctic Katz

Which is better, sheep or goats

Sport Pony Island

11:09:54 Solstice × Win

Ivy, it will get better :3

Two Trees Stables

11:09:13 Willow ~ TB Breeder

Walker
Goat are wonderful creatures, but can also cause a lot of stress, Lol

11:08:35 Ivy / poison ivy

Win

14

Walker

good to know ^^ <3333

Sleepwalker Centre

11:07:27 Walker

Willow,
I'm not familiar but I just love farm animals (and most animals)

Sport Pony Island

11:06:58 Solstice × Win

Ivy, if you don'y mind me asking, how old are you?

Two Trees Stables

11:06:44 Willow ~ TB Breeder

Walker
Yes, Nigerian Dwarf & La Mancha dairy goats

Sport Pony Island

11:06:24 Solstice × Win

well, sorry.. My family said it was good

Two Trees Stables

11:06:14 Willow ~ TB Breeder

Sending hugs Ivy! It's okay if you don't have everything figured out

Sleepwalker Centre

11:06:11 Walker

Willow,
ohh you have goats, I'm guessing?

11:05:53 [1k+ brindles] Angel

Solstice
I don't like action movies lol

Sport Pony Island

11:05:39 Solstice × Win

bear, in grow<upgrades and more< barns

Rosewater Eventing

11:05:37 Rose/Daisy's SA

Thanks Anna <3

Sleepwalker Centre

11:05:31 Walker

Ivy,
it really does get better <3

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February 9, 2024 03:29 PM

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Prepare your best horse jokes and then I will pick someone on February 14 in the afternoon to win a surprise!So get your horse jokes ready only the best will (maybe) win!

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The prize is reavealed...6 thousand ebs!

February 9, 2024 10:29 PM

ghost light stables

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whats a race horses fav food .......................fast food

bumdum spush

February 10, 2024 11:52 AM

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What kind of horse lives inside?

A Stallion

What did the horse say when he fell?

I've fallen and I can't Giddy-up!

Last one...

A horse walks into a kitchen and the cheif says "Hey!" and the horse says "How did you read my mind!?!?"

February 10, 2024 06:20 PM

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What do you call a sleeping horse?

A nightmare

February 10, 2024 06:37 PM

ghost light stables

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what does it mean when you find a horse shoe -some poor horse is walking around in its socks!

what did the horse say to the foal - its paster bedtime

why did the horse not get invited to the dinner party - it has bad stable manners

February 10, 2024 06:39 PM

Wild West Warmbloods

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Why can't ponies sing? -They are just a little hoarse

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I felt like I should clean the house today... so I went riding until the feeling went away

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"Wait you didn't dress up as a bunny for easter? Sometimes I wonder if you even carrot all"

Edited at February 10, 2024 06:39 PM by Wild West Warmbloods

February 10, 2024 07:11 PM

ghost light stables

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what did the appalosa say after he ate his grain - man that hit the spot

February 10, 2024 08:28 PM

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Why don't horses use Android phones? Because they like Apples.

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