And, of course, birds can carry horses away, so you have to really watch them....

Oh yes. Birds are the worst. Especially to innocent-looking ones. They're the killers.*asphyxiates from laughing*

When you're horse deliberately poops on the fence and you feel like dying because you to clean it up

When you go to get your horse from the field, to go ride.

Pine Acres Stud said:
When you go to get your horse from the field, to go ride.

Me- Come on sweety!

Horse- *Takes one look at human the turns the other way.*

Me- I have food!

<font class="mainlineblack">Horse-Let me steal a bite of food, then run away causing you to scream and run and get all hot and sweaty XD!

And then of course, I catch you and your all dirty, requiring a bath before we can do anything.

-bird flies into window. creates large thunk. Looks up from HEE- Eh. -keeps on HEEing- JK,I'm not that cruel xD

Dad- *Walks in on me playing HEE* "Hows the horsey game?" (He calls it Horsey game and The Farm)

Ha! What'd he say? "you got more money than I do"?

Who cares about being in school with a bunch of bullies?