When he calls your music talentless gangster rap 😍😍😍😍

Soy milk. As in, I am milk.

Wait what the fuck it's APRIL?

My back hurts... from carrying the weight of my family's bs i swear

Happy Josh fight day everybody. Congratulations little Josh. You the man.

I'm not the main character to a story.... There's other people too 0.0

Ogres are like onions. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

If a fork is called a fork because there are four prongs. Wouldn't a knife be classified as a onek?

I just realized how high my forum posts count is.. And that's only on this account. If I were to add all of my old accounts onto it I'd be well over 10k by now. Probably closer to 15k. What am I doing with my life...

Bean bags are boneless couches.