I finished the little bit I wanted to do.

Yes be very sorry x'3 Poor autocorrect, that thing's been through a LOT and you accuse it of being drunk on the job D:

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Yes because coughing up lung chunks sounds like a delightful tuesday afternoon, perhaps accopmanied by tea and crumpets.

I've not being skiing once in my life, so I can say with utmost certainty that you're better than me, at least. And like ONLY once? Well done, you deserve a round of non-sarcastic applause👏

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Bring out the liquid methamphetamine! Shit's getting LIT tonight🥳

More like: don't add to the population, don't subtract from the population TOO much, don't end up in the paper for how much you subtract, don't go to jail for setting fire to the press company, don't start a riot in the jail and break out while the guards are busy.

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Lol okay. He's uhh... human porcupine, by the looks of it xD

It's ALWAYS drunk on the job, I'm accusing it of getting over heartbreak or something, cause DAMN. The things jacked xD.

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Iced tea and bagels, to be exact.

You HAVEN'T?! Oh- not me remembering you live in california and not knowing if they get enough snow anywhere in the entire state to ski. You poor thing, though. My condolences. Skiing is awesome. And yes, ONLY once. I usually crash zilch times xD. Thank thank, thank you.

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This is going to end badly XD

Yeah, that works too.

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Oh COME ON, that was ONE THING. An added hail mary from the stupid labratory, okay? It's not like he has damn quills sticking out of his flesh xD. BYYYYYY the way, my brain popped in with more drama, so I added more to the backstory, and this guy is going to be SO DAMN SMORT because of the frigging CYBORG SHIT I AM LOVING THIS. Hybrid, human, cyborg... ahhh. Good old concoction of to-be-drama xD.

Lmao ChatGPT just dumped your autocorrect xD

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Ah yes, no hot tea and biscuits, we didn't win the Revolutionary War just to copy the british xD

Well it DOES, I could drive an hour in almost any direction and wind up at either snow, the beach, a desert, forests, I've just somehow never been skiing. Ice skating, yes, but that's the extent of my cold activites. And snowball fights.

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Very terribly, exactly as I've spent the last however long plotting it x3

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The lab can't be THAT stupid if they created hybrids! xC Give 'em some credit.

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OKAY BACK ON TOPIC. Plot. We need one. I forgot to save our messages and thus they've been lost, whoops. I think I may recall something similar to human/hybrid cockfights, but I'm not sure xD

Pooooor autocorrect. ChatGPT likely cheated on it.

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No we did not. I only didn;t say coffee cause I hate coffee xD.

So you guys DO get snow. Like, an inch? XD. We get blizzards so violent we have to shovel our way out of our front door :D

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I have literally not thought about anything so I will play offa your plots!!

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WE HAVE ONE. KIND OF. Here's what I am thinking.

*CRACKS KNUCKLES*
The Hybrid Radar Underground is a business that captures dangerous Hybrids and sells them to the military. It is widely known for torturing the beasts into submission, and putting down the ones that do not comply... which is rare.

Norrie Calvert is on a special task force as the second in command. Task forces around the operation have been buying and training hybrids to be used in combat for only 5 years, and there are only 2 in the US that are approved for combat. 12 more have been training the hybrids with little success and many casualties. There has been a new thing passed that the the hybrids are getting too dangerous. There are more casualties than approval. The generals have decided to pick one last task force, a hail mary. TF13, one of the best in the field. They are widely known for being tough, taking no bull, and being trained for dangerous missions. Norrie is on this task force.

The generals met with the whole task force, only 5 people. The leader, General Hauffman. Liuetenant Calvert. Then the three Sergeants, Jackson, Rawson, and Matthews. They decided to give the pick of the hail mary hybrid to Calvert.

She looked through all the files of every hybrid HRU had. Many different types, some almost too calm for military. Then she picked a deadly looking one and went to look. As she was walking through the cages with the HRU person explaining each hybrid to her, she caught a glimpse of one in particular, all by itself, behind reinforced bars. She asked what they were doing back there, and the HRU employee explained it was because they were scheduled to be put to death tomorrow. They had no further use for the hybrid, and the hybrid was too crazy to meet any needs. Calvert told them that's the one they wanted for the task force. Although the HRU employee argued and said it was too dangerous, she insisted, and left.

1 week later, a truck brought the hybrid to the compound in which TF13 was stationed. This is where the RP will start, with Calvert going out to meet the hybrid for the first time, and find a way to wrestle him into the cage.

Ayuh, with Gemini😔Be a little patient with autocorrect xD

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lmao real xD Shit tastes like gray plant water ;_;

Uhh no, I think two years ago we got 9 inches at my dad's house. Usually we get like 3-6 inches in february lol

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hehe okay perfect :3

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OoooOooOh yes I love that :D Now I gotta hurry up and finish my character sheet >>; Starting the rp trying to stuff this poor bastard into a cage is so funny for no reason xD

I have no PATIENCE

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My uncle fed it to me when I was 6 and I ran all the way into the backyard before spitting it out everywhere and screaming xD.

9 whole inches. Wow. What a record XD

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Glad you like it. Took me FOREVER to type out because my fucking siblings were screaming in my ears and being MORONS.

Pleasefinishquicklyohmigoshineedtowritethisiamsoexictedehhhhiiiiiiiii!!!!

I know it is xD. I just had to start it so he could attack someone immediately xD.

Fair enough xD

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I'm sorry the suffering of a small child shouldn't have made me laugh the way it did😭😂

...that's what she said

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aw geez. Small siblings or meduim ones? I ask because my middle-school half-sis has her friend over, and said friend's pretty okay, but my sister is a goblin ;_;

okayokayokay xD I'm gonna get dressed, feed my hoss(oh yeah, we bought 2 new ponies last week. Guppy and Prada), give you time to respond to the other rp so we can get to causing chaos, and then finish up here when I'm done. I'm pretty sure we have to go pick up some stuff this afternoon, but if I'm quick we can start this rp today :3

Tis okay, i laugh now too

*not me sitting in traumatized silence thinking about my life decisions* (why the sobbing fluffffff did I write that)

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Medium ones. 10 and 11. Terrorists. My siblings, one female and one male, is a goblin as well.

YES GO NOW QUICKLY. (They are ADORABLE!!!)

I will try my best to reply but the puppy is acting up.

Yayyyyy! I feel like a child xD.

*pat pat* s'alright. I set you up for it xD

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Oohhff only a little younger than my terrorist Dx luckily they're both out braiding Guppy's and Prada's manes haha. They're distracted xD

I was very quick! Only took an hour and a half! (hehe thanks, they're both little fluffballs right now lol)

Haha puppers says NOPE! Reply when ya get a chance, I can wait😊Puppy's more important.