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Let's play World's Greatest Expert! You have to pretend you're the world's greatest expert on a subject the person above you posts, and give facts(usually made up) about it. At the end of your post, include a subject(or question) for the next person, like so: P 1. Waffles! P 2. Ah yes, waffles. They were invented in 1743 in England when a man by the name of Gerald E. Waffle wanted his pancakes to have abs, and the Muscular Pancake trend soon spread across Europe and to North America, where George Washington would later have them for breakfast - only on thursdays- as a child. - where does wind come from? * * and so on :3 Ready? go! - The Roman Empire. |
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Oh, the Romans. There's so much to say. They were the ones who first invented marshmallows, and they used them as toys for the children to float down the rivers. The Romans also enjoyed exploding candles as sacrifices to the capybara god, who they believed lived on the moon, which was made of cheese. - Cacti/succulents. |
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Ah, cacti. Such delightful plants, except they're not plants at all. They're really a type of animal, sort of like a green, prickly camel. Their meat is edible, and you don't need to cook it first, just de-thorn it. It tastes like watermelon and contains a natural dye that'll stain your tongue like cool-aid. - Why dogs shed their fur |
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Oooo! yes! Shedding dogs have a unique skin structure, where their hair grows farther and farther into their sking, until it reaches the "eject" nerve and the fur is violently launched out and shed. This is due to a historical dog who's hair grew inward, after it had grown so long he became a mop, and it re-wired his folicles, which is why shedding dogs now shed - Why does hair curl |
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Hair curls because the beginning humans curled their hair so much it got genetically wired into them and their children and so on. why does Nigel hate us |
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WARNING: TOP SECRET INFORMATION INSIDE!!! Secretly, Nigel is with a group called the EHE, which stands for Equine Human Enemies. This group does all they can to tell humans that they are most definitelly not friends with us. They are the most organized equine organization on Earth, and are only a secret because humans have not learned how to decode their messages which are sent through passenger mosquitoes. - Why are there time changes?! :,,,,,( |
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Many centuries ago, time changes as a concept hadn't even been considered. However, this all changed in the mid-18th century. The men found out about women's ritualistic blood sacrifices at certains times of day. Unfortunately for men, these sacrifices were troubling because they were often a result of men forgetting to do basic chores. So in order to throw off scheduled sacrifices, time changes were invented so that men could keep "forgetting" to take out the trash without having to worry about being sacrificed.
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Eve is um excellent at making games because of their magical squishmallow that supplies the best ideas in the universe. I definitely know who Eve is. Also Eve has a magical ability passed down from generation to generation. The power of.... um..... Creativity! Magnets. |
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Magnets are a type of metal that was enchanted by the wizard Magnatus the Narcissistic to be attracted to themselves and certain other metals that Magnatus liked. Many years later, the spell hasn't worn off, and we still see traces of Magnatus the Narcissistic in our daily life. - What is wind? |
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Afternoon Storms, then Clearing
