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Transformers Acres
04:35:31 Geek, Eek
Anna

Why the hell would I yell at a damn four month old baby? I'm not that much of an asshole. I wouldn't ever yell at a damn baby.
Sunni
04:34:53 Sunni bunny
Geek, that's ruff.
Sweet Valley
04:34:29 Anna/Jewel
Well are you yelling at him or anything to make him upset other than Mommy leaving?
Rainbow
04:34:21 Rainy/Prism/Chrome
Man, Nigel seems to like me lately. That's twice in two days that I've managed to clean him!
Transformers Acres
04:33:49 Geek, Eek
Sunni

He cries every time she leaves the damn room. Literally. Full on meltdown. He doesn't spit up a lot, nor does he cry during feeding, unless my sister leaves.
Sunni
04:32:49 Sunni bunny
Geek that's good, both of my kids where.
We caught on fast the second time.
Black Dragon Stable
04:32:46 BDS / Black / Stormy
It will be early am game time tomorrow for RO
Sunni
04:32:13 Sunni bunny
Geek, that's the worst.
I get needing a break and all but hot potatoes.
Dose he cry more after feeding?
Or spitting up?
That could be a sign of a lactose intolerant.
My son was in a very specific formula lactose free.
Sweet Valley
04:30:47 Anna/Jewel
Well atleast thats good
Transformers Acres
04:30:21 Geek, Eek
My nephew ain't a colic baby, thank the gods.
Sweet Valley
04:30:13 Anna/Jewel
I guess RO will happen while I am asleep then lol
Transformers Acres
04:30:02 Geek, Eek
Sunni

I love my nephew, but when my sister just doesn't say where's she's going, or what she's doing ahead of time, leaving me with a screaming and crying 4 month old, then we have issues.
Sunni
04:29:20 Sunni bunny
He was colic tho as a baby, the only thing that helped was bouncing.
Sunni
04:28:40 Sunni bunny
Aww am guessing probably still small baby.
My son was like that, he would cry and cry and it drove my grandmother crazy.
Black Dragon Stable
04:27:41 BDS / Black / Stormy
Can rollover hurry up and get here already? lol.
Transformers Acres
04:27:32 Geek, Eek
Sunni

No, he doesn't have separation anxiety. He does it when no one holds him. I'm literally talking to him, rocking him, every fucking thing known to man.
Sunni
04:26:12 Sunni bunny
Why is he crying?
Speration anxiety?
Transformers Acres
04:24:43 Geek, Eek
My sister done left the room a bit ago, and I can't get my damn nephew to stop crying. I hate it when she does this. -_-
MakeEm Fancy
04:23:44 Ally 💜
You entered 223 horses into reg. shows for 145700.
KPH Equestrian
04:23:02 Rapcoon | Jester
Sunni
my cats are the same way xD

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Transformers Acres
04:35:31 Geek, Eek
Anna

Why the hell would I yell at a damn four month old baby? I'm not that much of an asshole. I wouldn't ever yell at a damn baby.
Sunni
04:34:53 Sunni bunny
Geek, that's ruff.
Sweet Valley
04:34:29 Anna/Jewel
Well are you yelling at him or anything to make him upset other than Mommy leaving?
Rainbow
04:34:21 Rainy/Prism/Chrome
Man, Nigel seems to like me lately. That's twice in two days that I've managed to clean him!
Transformers Acres
04:33:49 Geek, Eek
Sunni

He cries every time she leaves the damn room. Literally. Full on meltdown. He doesn't spit up a lot, nor does he cry during feeding, unless my sister leaves.
Sunni
04:32:49 Sunni bunny
Geek that's good, both of my kids where.
We caught on fast the second time.
Black Dragon Stable
04:32:46 BDS / Black / Stormy
It will be early am game time tomorrow for RO
Sunni
04:32:13 Sunni bunny
Geek, that's the worst.
I get needing a break and all but hot potatoes.
Dose he cry more after feeding?
Or spitting up?
That could be a sign of a lactose intolerant.
My son was in a very specific formula lactose free.
Sweet Valley
04:30:47 Anna/Jewel
Well atleast thats good
Transformers Acres
04:30:21 Geek, Eek
My nephew ain't a colic baby, thank the gods.
Sweet Valley
04:30:13 Anna/Jewel
I guess RO will happen while I am asleep then lol
Transformers Acres
04:30:02 Geek, Eek
Sunni

I love my nephew, but when my sister just doesn't say where's she's going, or what she's doing ahead of time, leaving me with a screaming and crying 4 month old, then we have issues.
Sunni
04:29:20 Sunni bunny
He was colic tho as a baby, the only thing that helped was bouncing.
Sunni
04:28:40 Sunni bunny
Aww am guessing probably still small baby.
My son was like that, he would cry and cry and it drove my grandmother crazy.
Black Dragon Stable
04:27:41 BDS / Black / Stormy
Can rollover hurry up and get here already? lol.
Transformers Acres
04:27:32 Geek, Eek
Sunni

No, he doesn't have separation anxiety. He does it when no one holds him. I'm literally talking to him, rocking him, every fucking thing known to man.
Sunni
04:26:12 Sunni bunny
Why is he crying?
Speration anxiety?
Transformers Acres
04:24:43 Geek, Eek
My sister done left the room a bit ago, and I can't get my damn nephew to stop crying. I hate it when she does this. -_-
MakeEm Fancy
04:23:44 Ally 💜
You entered 223 horses into reg. shows for 145700.
KPH Equestrian
04:23:02 Rapcoon | Jester
Sunni
my cats are the same way xD

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On Pawtrol Live July 25, 2025 08:30 PM


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🐾 On Pawtrol Live: The Unknown Deputy

Field Reporter: Goose
Honorary Guest: “Unknown Deputy” the Kitten
Segment: New Recruits on the Pawtrol

This Wednesday, a local hero responded to unusual rustling in her garage. What she found was a skinny, scrappy kitten with a big heart and a hunger for something more than kibble—connection.

Now just days into recovery, our unnamed recruit has put on some weight, turned up the charm, and officially declared the lap his jurisdiction. His signature move? A purr-powered cuddle assault followed by tactical biscuit-making.

Goose’s Commentary:

“His nap technique is rough, but his people skills are off the charts.”

Sheriff Dixie’s Statement:

“We’ll hold off on badge engraving until we settle on a call sign. Currently responding to: ‘Handsome,’ ‘Sir Wigglepants,’ and ‘Hey You.’

Sources close to the PD suggest a naming ceremony may be imminent. Candidates range from “Ronnie” to “Churro,” but officials confirm: his vibe defies conventional labels.

[Kitten] [Kitten]

On Pawtrol Live July 25, 2025 10:53 PM


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🎬 On Pawtrol Live: Operation Zoomstrike

Anchor: Sheriff Dixie
Special Guest: Deputy Frannie
Segment: Off-Duty Shenanigans

Authorities have confirmed a full-scale Zoomstrike occurred yesterday afternoon in the backyard sector. Both Dixie and Frannie were off duty but failed to inform their limbs, which spontaneously initiated a high-velocity frolic maneuver.

Footage captured what can only be described as a high-intensity workout, with some pawsuit drills mixed in. Witnesses (a concerned hose and two mildly disturbed daisies) reported noise levels reaching “woofquake” intensity.

Unofficial Statement from Frannie:

“I’m just here for the drama and grass-snacks.”

Sheriff Dixie’s Log Entry:

“Zoomies are essential cardio. Frannie needed a tactical boop.”

Local birds briefly evacuated the area, mistaking the scene for a squirrel uprising. No injuries reported—though one garden gnome has suffered emotional damage.

[Video footage]

On Pawtrol Live July 28, 2025 03:55 PM


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🚨 On Pawtrol Live: Suds & Subterfuge

Anchor: Sheriff Dixie
Segment: Clean Getaway

Authorities confirm that Sheriff Dixie was dispatched to investigate a suspicious scene behind the garden shed early this morning. Initial reports hinted at a possible mud disturbance or unauthorized hose activity. Dixie approached with caution, tail poised and ears sharp.

But the scene wasn’t what it seemed.

Instead of crime… there was soap. And the hose wasn’t an accomplice—it was the weapon.

Within moments, Dixie found herself in a full soak situation. The betrayal was silent but sudsy. Witnesses say her expression morphed from brave to betrayed as the water hit her flank.

Sheriff Dixie’s Post-Bath Statement:

“I trusted that hose. I barked at that hose. I let it hydrate my patrols. And this is how it repays me.”

After the cleansing concluded, Dixie reportedly conducted a series of high-velocity lawn zoomies to “shake off the shame.” Grass tufts flew. A slipper was lost. Spirits soared.

Experts confirm she’s now 14% fluffier and 100% done with bathtime surprises.


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