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Horse Haven Stables

07:29:25 HHS⎹ Lyla

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EEE-WWW Mares auction! Includes:
-Wild PEE-E SH Mare
-EEW/EWE/WEE SH and ISH Mares
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Fluffy's Cosy Home

05:37:19 Fluffy

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05:32:25 Echo <3

WWW Svenned SH colt out of MF Jett for sale.
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03:45:05

ISO carrots, pm me if you are selling any. Thanks.

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Selling upgrade 160k pm me

Hundreds of cheap brood mares in my stables

Chantilly Royale KNN

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Whispering Wood Barn

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193 Sevned WWW TBLB
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193 WWW TB Mares
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My fellow color breeders, I am looking for new blood :) ISO:
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01:59:16 Potato

WAA Filly for 3,500$ releasing soon 1 of 8 color rating
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Tambo Valley Estate

01:03:04 KNNs & Bravery

KNN broods for yr 193
#23 #89 #6 & an embryo available to a new WWW wild mare.
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Horse Haven Stables

07:29:25 HHS⎹ Lyla

-HEE Click-
EEE-WWW Mares auction! Includes:
-Wild PEE-E SH Mare
-EEW/EWE/WEE SH and ISH Mares
-EWW SH Mare
-WWW ISH Mare
Come check 'em out! Need them gone :)

Fluffy's Cosy Home

05:37:19 Fluffy

Auction:
*World Class
*EEE
*PEE combo
*Colour
*Chimera
*Rares
-HEE Click-

I have:
*WWW/WW Straws
*Studs
*Items in my store
*Decors
*Sale horses
-HEE Click-

05:32:25 Echo <3

WWW Svenned SH colt out of MF Jett for sale.
-HEE Click-

03:45:05

ISO carrots, pm me if you are selling any. Thanks.

03:02:21

Selling upgrade 160k pm me

Hundreds of cheap brood mares in my stables

Chantilly Royale KNN

02:55:10

Whispering Wood Barn

02:50:00 ~Whispy~

193 Sevned WWW TBLB
-HEE Click-

193 WWW TB Mares
-HEE Click-

My fellow color breeders, I am looking for new blood :) ISO:
-HEE Click-

Iso: Rerolls

01:59:16 Potato

WAA Filly for 3,500$ releasing soon 1 of 8 color rating
-HEE Click-

Tambo Valley Estate

01:03:04 KNNs & Bravery

KNN broods for yr 193
#23 #89 #6 & an embryo available to a new WWW wild mare.
-HEE Click-

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February 9, 2024 03:29 PM

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Prepare your best horse jokes and then I will pick someone on February 14 in the afternoon to win a surprise!So get your horse jokes ready only the best will (maybe) win!

February 9, 2024 03:29 PM

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The prize is reavealed...6 thousand ebs!

February 9, 2024 10:29 PM

ghost light stables

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whats a race horses fav food .......................fast food

bumdum spush

February 10, 2024 11:52 AM

Starleaf Stables

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What kind of horse lives inside?

A Stallion

What did the horse say when he fell?

I've fallen and I can't Giddy-up!

Last one...

A horse walks into a kitchen and the cheif says "Hey!" and the horse says "How did you read my mind!?!?"

February 10, 2024 06:20 PM

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What do you call a sleeping horse?

A nightmare

February 10, 2024 06:37 PM

ghost light stables

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what does it mean when you find a horse shoe -some poor horse is walking around in its socks!

what did the horse say to the foal - its paster bedtime

why did the horse not get invited to the dinner party - it has bad stable manners

February 10, 2024 06:39 PM

Wild West Warmbloods

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Why can't ponies sing? -They are just a little hoarse

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I felt like I should clean the house today... so I went riding until the feeling went away

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"Wait you didn't dress up as a bunny for easter? Sometimes I wonder if you even carrot all"

Edited at February 10, 2024 06:39 PM by Wild West Warmbloods

February 10, 2024 07:11 PM

ghost light stables

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what did the appalosa say after he ate his grain - man that hit the spot

February 10, 2024 08:28 PM

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Why don't horses use Android phones? Because they like Apples.

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