Horse Eden : Things Trainers Have Said

08:53:15 Arctic Cove Katz

Cali, you can always DM me, if you need to

08:52:47 Arctic Cove Katz

At least try eating one or two bites of food

Calela Eventing

08:39:48 Cali

And im finally fine, im finally happy again and i want to be here and i dont think my family can take anymore of my issues

Calela Eventing

08:39:06 Cali

Its not even body-image, i just stare at my food feeling more and more sick.

River

08:35:24 ♡ River

Cali, I feel you, I constantly feel guilty for doing normal human things. I don’t know how to deal with it but I hope you feel better and if you ever need to talk I’m here <3

08:32:22 Arctic Cove Katz

I don’t want to lose another friend

08:31:42 Arctic Cove Katz

Please get some help, Cali

08:31:16 Chey

We'd hate to see you suffer like this, Cali. :(

08:31:13 Arctic Cove Katz

I second that

Cwoissant

08:29:42 Liz

If this is a body image issue, then think about this: Body types are like dog breeds. Say you're a corgi, but you want to look as thin as an Italian greyhound. You get thin, but you end up looking like just a sick corgi. I don't know if that makes sense tho

08:27:54 Chey

Yes, please go talk to someone, please Cali.

Bioshock Manor

08:27:46 Storm

That's a reason for medical help. You need to get help

08:27:20 Arctic Cove Katz

In total agreement with Liz

Cwoissant

08:26:47 Liz

Cali, you should reach out for professional help. This is serious, and shouldn't be ignored. Your body needs food to survive. I know it can be difficult but please try <3

08:26:14 Arctic Cove Katz

Is the food something that upset your stomach

08:25:38 Arctic Cove Katz

Why do you feel that way, Cali

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10:18:21

I really want to see it. I just saw that it is available to rent so I'll probably be doing that tomorrow to watch while working on art.

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10:05:07 crow

Yes, absolutely beautiful movie and one of my favorites that's been released lately

Executive Stables

09:34:31 Exec/Lyssa

Hey chat random question
Anyone watch Project Hail Mary?

Calela Eventing

09:00:43 Cali

Thanks Katz, might take you up on that

08:53:15 Arctic Cove Katz

Cali, you can always DM me, if you need to

08:52:47 Arctic Cove Katz

At least try eating one or two bites of food

Calela Eventing

08:39:48 Cali

And im finally fine, im finally happy again and i want to be here and i dont think my family can take anymore of my issues

Calela Eventing

08:39:06 Cali

Its not even body-image, i just stare at my food feeling more and more sick.

River

08:35:24 ♡ River

Cali, I feel you, I constantly feel guilty for doing normal human things. I don’t know how to deal with it but I hope you feel better and if you ever need to talk I’m here <3

08:32:22 Arctic Cove Katz

I don’t want to lose another friend

08:31:42 Arctic Cove Katz

Please get some help, Cali

08:31:16 Chey

We'd hate to see you suffer like this, Cali. :(

08:31:13 Arctic Cove Katz

I second that

Cwoissant

08:29:42 Liz

08:27:54 Chey

Yes, please go talk to someone, please Cali.

Bioshock Manor

08:27:46 Storm

That's a reason for medical help. You need to get help

08:27:20 Arctic Cove Katz

In total agreement with Liz

Cwoissant

08:26:47 Liz

Cali, you should reach out for professional help. This is serious, and shouldn't be ignored. Your body needs food to survive. I know it can be difficult but please try <3

08:26:14 Arctic Cove Katz

Is the food something that upset your stomach

08:25:38 Arctic Cove Katz

Why do you feel that way, Cali

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January 14, 2026 02:30 PM

ghost light stables

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"Is your dragon ready?" (my horse bucking and pulling through the bridle) "yeah i think hes ready"

"Ride like a sack of potatoes with a back brace"

(while i was trying to warm up my gelding at a show)

"SACK OF POTATOES SACK OF POTATOES RIDE LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES!!!"

"girl quit letting him lean on that circle"

*In Happy Voice* "Go bama go bama get it bama go bama!"

me: "reba your being too spicyy"

her: *grabs rebas ears* "rebaa dont listen to her"

trainer: * makes a scene of pretending to ride a horse and canter a lopsided circle *

May 4, 2026 05:29 PM

Ruka

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KPH Equestrian said:

Ruka said:

(Doing 2 point)

pretend the saddle is lava.

(sits down accidentally)

Oop ur butt is gone, now you have to 2 point because you don't have a butt anymore haha

"oop ur butt is gone" has been added to my vocabulary, thank you 🤣

HAHA!!! No problem lol. it was rlly funny!

May 4, 2026 08:12 PM

fire

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Mediterranean said:
I asked my friend about notable things her trainer had said as he's notorious for being sassy and blunt. And he yells. A lot.

Here's what she told me:

"Is this a battlefield? WHY ARE YOU CHARGING?"

"Don't argue with that horse, it's not your husband"

"I really wish I'd finished my accounting degree"

"Have you ever considered that he bucks you off because you make him wear matching hot pink EVERYTHING?"

"No glitter and no diamonds. You want to show your horse off, not make him into a four legged disco ball"

"I don't know what YouTube video taught you that but it definitely wasn't me"

this is so funny