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Purple~Pegasus~Farm said:
I think this may be funnier then the meme thread lol.
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Phan Phavorites said:
Lol a particular thing I remember my trainer say was this, after I nosedived off a horse after a jump.
'Don't eat my sand. Its expensive.'
He also was screaming at his wife when she didn't come up to a jump correctly.
*jumping up and down*
'IT'S 40 CENTIMETRES HOW CAN YOU MESS THAT UP'
The "Don't eat my sand, it's expensive" quote is my new obsession xD |
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Ebstone Elites said:
Phan Phavorites said:
Lol a particular thing I remember my trainer say was this, after I nosedived off a horse after a jump.
'Don't eat my sand. Its expensive.'
He also was screaming at his wife when she didn't come up to a jump correctly.
*jumping up and down*
'IT'S 40 CENTIMETRES HOW CAN YOU MESS THAT UP'
The "Don't eat my sand, it's expensive" quote is my new obsession xD
Starts making a avi of it XD |
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Robin said:
Ebstone Elites said:
Phan Phavorites said:
Lol a particular thing I remember my trainer say was this, after I nosedived off a horse after a jump.
'Don't eat my sand. Its expensive.'
He also was screaming at his wife when she didn't come up to a jump correctly.
*jumping up and down*
'IT'S 40 CENTIMETRES HOW CAN YOU MESS THAT UP'
The "Don't eat my sand, it's expensive" quote is my new obsession xD
Starts making a avi of it XD
O.o Phan please put this in your shoutbox lol xD |
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Ebstone Elites said:
Robin said:
Ebstone Elites said:
Phan Phavorites said:
Lol a particular thing I remember my trainer say was this, after I nosedived off a horse after a jump.
'Don't eat my sand. Its expensive.'
He also was screaming at his wife when she didn't come up to a jump correctly.
*jumping up and down*
'IT'S 40 CENTIMETRES HOW CAN YOU MESS THAT UP'
The "Don't eat my sand, it's expensive" quote is my new obsession xD
Starts making a avi of it XD
O.o Phan please put this in your shoutbox lol xD
XD its done! I don't think Ill ever forget that quote. :P |
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"Im going to tie your ponytail to your shorts." "Show me your boobs" -fixing position |
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Legit all your comments are my trainer though lol. |
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"No, no!" "Nuh no no, steer her away!" "BUUUUMP HER" "Watch out, door's gonna eat you." "CORNERRRRRRRRS" "Hey, there's a wall right there." "Are you going to ride or you gonna stare at your horse?" "If you don't put your feet back I'm making you stand up and trot." "Why are you looking at the GROUND" "Run me over, why don't you." "Your. Feet. Back." |
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So my trainer is exceedingly German and sometimes he starts screaming at me in German and I don't know what's going on.
I can't think of any particular things he's said, but the most entertaining things have been stuff I've heard him say as my mare and I cantered by.
A favorite of mine being the time his dog parades through the muddy fields than cane into the arena and tried to jump on his lap. He goes "Yoda you stinking pile of mud"
It was just entertaining to me. |
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