I laugh at a lot of random stuff....(someone once told me I laugh at everything)

Why does this mama mare want to drink milk too? Save some for the fucking baby, kurploople.

Why must thou speak in Shakespearean English

i want to name a blood bay horse Beetroot so bad...

I love my birb. Such little hands. What do you do with them, oh mighty one?

I really want a bunny so I can name it "Bun Jovi" teehee

Names like "Bob" or "Keith" for pets are so funny.

Why don't cats wag their tails like dogs and why don't dogs purr

Have you ever had an intrusive thought?

Like say during a prayer, you Think. "Bro, what if God ain't real, dude frick god!"

Or maybe at a funeral. "Man, this dude was UUUUUUhgly."

I have multiple times thought. "If I hit my head on the wall hard enough will I break the wall, or my head?"

I still wonder why my mom thinks I'm weird....

When the asteroid hit Earth millions of years ago and killed all the dinos, it was techinacally the most birds ever killed with one stone...