By giving it to a giraffe

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How do I play Rummie?

by stuffing cards in a bottle of rum duh!

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how do i make better art lol

You just do

How do I get rid of this creepy easter bunny

you marry it

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how do i bench press a dog

You touch it

How do I change the channel?

Train the hamster to change the channel for you

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How do I train a bird to talk.

By not talking to it.

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How do i make my game update faster?

Turn off your WiFi

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How do i breed a WWW?

By unplugging your computer and keeping it off for a week.

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How do I clean the oven?

By baking soda

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Why is my cat such a turd?