close your eyes and use an oversized pen

How do I use an escalator?

You gotta make sure your wearing flip flops first

Then find one id start looking in places like a church

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How do I knit?

With a knitten

How do I use soap?

Eat it

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What do I do for a soap-induced stomach ache?

Eat more soap. It'll cancel itself out

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How do I deal with messy hair?

Use it as a litter box for your cat, then it will be nice and clean, and perfectly styled <3

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How do I get a A in a college class?

Delete all the other letters from the alphabet

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How do I plant lavender in pots?

Put it in a mole hole

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How do you defeat a boss in a game?

By going outside

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How do i teach my cow how to lay down?

by flailing your arms around and shouting

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how do I make pancakes?