You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in, then you shake it all about.

What's the best spaghetti recipe?

Take some crayons put them in the oven let them melt, then pull them out let them dry then boil them in hot water <3

How do I attract attention in a positive way?

You throw a chair at your teacher.

How do I kill someone? hehehe

Take them to the grocery store & make them try on shoes.

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How do you hang a hammock?

You learn the Tango

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What's the square root of pie?

the center.

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How do i make pasta?

you don't. you buy it form the store

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how do i play piano?

you don't. you push it off a cliff

How do I drive a car?

Well you start by leaving the keys on overnight

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How do you fry a squirrel?

by giving it a french fry

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how do I catch a frog?