No, sadly....

Have you ever backed out of a horse sale?

Nope

have you ever had your horse start aggressively crow hopping (borderline bucking) when you're riding bareback 😅

No

Have you ever jumped 1m+

Yes :)

Have you ever played HEE while eating?

Yes.

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Have you gotten yeeted(yoet?) by a horse while riding stirrup-less?

Not imaginary, my barn is real haha. Up to 2 horses and 8 ponies now haha. 2 QH geldings, 2 welshy looking things, and 6 shetland-cross looking things. All but 3 were rescues, hence why I don't know specific breeds LOL.

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Have you ridden brideless?

nope :)

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Have you ever ridden a draft?

A draft cross I think, but no real chonkers.

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Have you ever been kicked?

I have been almost kicked by a horse but kicked many times by a cow.

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Have you ever been told to muck out the whole stable?