Sage sort of just wrinkled his nose in response to her comment, giving her an amused look. "Oh, so telling me I'm going to be broken by my son is being nice to me," he questioned, teasing her lightly. Of course, as she kept talking he couldn't help but chuckle. "If you aren't my favorite woman, we have a problem," he mused before grunting. "It was for two minutes," he protested. "It wasn't like I say him on the couch or anything," he added.

Mari let out a soft puff of air when he me mentioned being broken bY their son. "No, no, you don't understand... I'm saying you're going to break yourself," she corrected playfully. "But I'm also saying you're incredibly handsome and I don't want you to change for a while," she added with a bit of a laugh. She hummed in thought before shrugging lightly. "Well, let's hope I stay your favourite for a while," she hummed, pecking his lips before rolling away from him and flopping on her back with her hand on her forehead as though she was incredibly stressed out about the whole thing. "You brought a horse in our house!" She continued to him, as if it made her point any better.

Sage couldn't help but chuckle softly in response to her comments. The whole thing really was amusing....sure he wasn't as humble as he used to be, but he didn't think he was breaking yet. At least, not completely. "Well, I suppose that's ok then," he teased lightly when she kept talking, giving her a grin when she said she'd hope she'd stay that way. "I dunno, if you run off with some old lord I might have to find another one," he mused as if in thought. "Id still be your side piece but I might get a side piece of my own," he added, clearly teasing. "And you wouldn't have even known if you hadn't wandered in at the exact moment you did," he pointed out with a laugh.

Mari grinned and sort of turned her neck to look over at him. "Go find another one?" She asked with a bit of a laugh. "No, Sage! That's not part of the deal!" She squeaked. "The deal is that I go get with some old lord to make myself rich and sneak you around every now and then," she mused lightly to him after a moment. She gave a soft breath, and rolled back onto her side. "Besides, no many women would punch strangers in the face for you," she added happily. It was years ago now, but she hoped he knew she would still do anything for him. She let out a soft breath after a moment, though. She wrinkled her nose at him, though. "I would have known. Hoof prints in the carpet, and the smell..." she complained.

Sage laughed happily, just giving her an easy grin as he turned onto his side, sort of propping himself up with his arms. "Well, if you get another guy why can't I go find someone to pamper me and wash my hair and stuff," he noted with a snicker. None of this would ever happen, and they knew it...but it was fun to joke about. "True," he hummed. "Which is why I'm sneaking into your old lords house. You're still the sexy one," he chirped, leaning forward to peck her head before flopping back with a huff. "He was on the wooden floor," he groaned. "And they don't smell bad!"

Mari huffed out a soft breath, sort of pulling him in a little bit, pecking his lips playfully. "Sage, I'm the only one who gets to pamper you, yeah?" She told him with a bit of a chuckle. She sort of smiled at his next comment, though, wrapping a hand around his side, her fingers trailing lightly up and down his back. "I still think you're pretty sexy, Sage," she hummed happily. "Well, now my wooden floors are all scuffed," she complained to him. She pouted at his next comment. "Sage, why do you think I make you shower when you come in?" She mused lightly.

Sage chuckled softly and hummed as if in thought. "I suppose I do prefer it when you wash my hair," he hummed. She did still do that occasionally, and he did quite enjoy it each time. Though, he chuckled softly at her comment about thinking he was sexy, pecking her lips again. "Well I'd imagine so, the way you sneak a peek whenever you can," he teased lightly. "The floors are fine," he snorted lightly. Then he wrinkled his nose. "Because I'm sweaty and covered in hay," he noted.

Mari gave a small nod. "Good. Hopefully that means no one else will be showering with you then," she mused lightly. "You know, considering how much I like to 'sneak a peak'," She immitated him with a playful laugh. "Although, you haven't let me in a while," she complained to him dramatically. She rolled her eyes at his next comment, though. "My floors are still all scuffed," she then added with a bit of a pout. She then shook her head at him. "Yes, partly, but also because you absolutely reek of horse," she chuckled.

Sage chuckled softly with a sort of nod. "I suppose I could deal with that if you were with me more often," he hummed, knowing full well she didn't need to, but neither of them would probably mind it either. "I just stripped for you a few days ago," he protested with a laugh. "That's definitely sneaking a peek," he added with a light nudge. "The floors are scuffed because there's a family living here," he pointed out. "And they don't smell that bad," he huffed lightly, really just amused about it all. He hadn't really meant to bring Chaos inside...the stallion had sort of just...followed him in. It was funny to think about, though.

Mari raised a brow at him after a moment. "You haven't invited me to shower in ages. I can only intrude on you so much," she giggled playfully, leaning up to press a light kiss to his lips. Mari shrugged at him, a pout across her face. "A few day's ago? That's because I told you to! There's no harm in flashing me every once in a while," she continued, a laugh escaping her. She then shook her head adamantly. "There's a distinct hoof print in our living room," she argued lightly. "They do. You stink when you come in the house too."