Horse Eden : Business name help

09:29:32 Dusty

For just your local org? Im also a professional but they have some classes where i can do under 2'6
I did our long stirrup until this year cause its our under 21 class for some reason 😭 ours is also 2'3 i dont know what we're on
and they just like will let me do green horse classes depending on the vibes and also maybe large pony who the fuck knows

no theyre evil but they like me lol
ive somehow convinced everyone i know how to ride after my horse came around and theres another evil pony that behaves exclusively for me and no one will believe me its just because im really quiet

Lady ranger

09:28:59

Geek
Okay wow that's crazy like if your relationship is like that the I see no reason to flip out about the joke
Yeah I would be too I'm sorry

Transformers Acres

09:26:13 Geek, Eek

Lady

And my sister and I flip each other off, as a joke. So do me and my BILs sister. I flipped off my BILs sister, joking with her, she did it back. I do the same thing with my mom.

I'm so fucking pissed off, and hurt, that I could fucking scream and cry for a bit.

FirstLightFarms

09:25:31 puck

As a professional, the lowest I can compete is the 2'6, which is partly why I reaaaaaally want some adult ammy to lease him out to do the little 2' long stirrup I think he'd be so cute at it but also oh my god so true about the crying

Awh good ponies <3 the good ones are worth their weight in gold. The bad ones are on the FBI watchlist

Lady ranger

09:23:43

Geek
Oh my gosh thats insane like if you can say that about your child then why can't someone else thats infuriating and the joke wasn't even offensive

Lady ranger

09:22:30

Snowy
Yes

Pragma

09:22:14 Prag/Liz

That looks pretty good to me Snowy.

Transformers Acres

09:21:51 Geek, Eek

Lady

Right?! My nephew makes cooing sounds that sound like growls. My sister made a joke about him making dinosaur noises. I made the same joke, and got bitched at for it.

Winter Canyon

09:21:20 Snowy :3

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Yes or no?

Aura Show Horses

09:21:09 Peacock/ Pea

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Savannah Stables

09:20:05 Dusty

Ooh fun! I hope he keeps doing well and he gets to do it, that would be a comeback for sure. You could always do the crossrail hunters if not lol.
Every time i go to a show here theres at least one half lame TB with 2 bits in his mouth and a crying rider fighting for their life in the cross rails, so you would do great

I kinda like the ponies not gonna lie, they do seem to behave for me so i cant complain

Lady ranger

09:19:49

Geek
Oh I'm sorry honestly some people just can't take jokes no offense to them but yeah

Sunstone Elite

09:19:44 Sun/Sunny

Oof what a day. Worked late, still helping my bf do some of his work, and still got straws sent out. Very proud lol

FirstLightFarms

09:17:15 puck

2'6 hunter derby with some 3' options. Obviously Cliffy will not be doing the higher options 😂

Ohhh gotcha. That sounds like me when I started out lmao it's a fun time. Ponies are the worst

Savannah Stables

09:15:55 Dusty

No im sure she also secretly believes in you. What kind of derby is it?

No shes not on property, she was hired by my trainer, the only trainer on our property is my trainer. And also me, but i mostly teach beginners and get into fist fights with ponies.

Transformers Acres

09:15:55 Geek, Eek

I hate people right now. My mom called, reaming me a new ass, over a joke that was taken out of context, when I didn't even start said joke. I gotta go back home Sunday, and I really don't feel like seeing my parents, at all.

FirstLightFarms

09:14:39 puck

I mean, my trainer knows about it but she thinks I'm kidding 😂 so so secretive

Ohhh gotcha. That's really frustrating, but also the beauty of having multiple trainers on property- you can pick and choose a little bit who you work best with

Savannah Stables

09:13:31 Dusty

puck secretly training for goals is the best way to do it lol, I believe in yall! (In secret)

My trainer had MAJOR health issues like last year, and so we had a couple interim trainers, but we had one who I REALLY liked and we had her around the longest, but she didnt really work great with someone else's horse and so now my barn think shes awful no matter how much i try and defend her 😭

FirstLightFarms

09:11:18 puck

Wait you have two trainers?

FirstLightFarms

09:10:59 puck

Sort of? He was going batshit in the pasture so I started lightly flatting him around and he's just. Staying sound. And also I'm broke as shit and would love to get him off my bill so we're trying to see if he could be a lesson horse or leased out, but he's still particular enough that he's going to need a more advanced rider.
But until we find him a rider, I'm just enjoying my time with him and secretly training for a derby at the end of September 🙈

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Savannah Stables

09:29:32 Dusty

Lady ranger

09:28:59

Geek
Okay wow that's crazy like if your relationship is like that the I see no reason to flip out about the joke
Yeah I would be too I'm sorry

Transformers Acres

09:26:13 Geek, Eek

FirstLightFarms

09:25:31 puck

Lady ranger

09:23:43

Geek
Oh my gosh thats insane like if you can say that about your child then why can't someone else thats infuriating and the joke wasn't even offensive

Lady ranger

09:22:30

Snowy
Yes

Pragma

09:22:14 Prag/Liz

That looks pretty good to me Snowy.

Transformers Acres

09:21:51 Geek, Eek

Lady

Right?! My nephew makes cooing sounds that sound like growls. My sister made a joke about him making dinosaur noises. I made the same joke, and got bitched at for it.

Winter Canyon

09:21:20 Snowy :3

-HEE Click-
Yes or no?

Aura Show Horses

09:21:09 Peacock/ Pea

-HEE Click- wow

Savannah Stables

09:20:05 Dusty

Lady ranger

09:19:49

Geek
Oh I'm sorry honestly some people just can't take jokes no offense to them but yeah

Sunstone Elite

09:19:44 Sun/Sunny

Oof what a day. Worked late, still helping my bf do some of his work, and still got straws sent out. Very proud lol

FirstLightFarms

09:17:15 puck

2'6 hunter derby with some 3' options. Obviously Cliffy will not be doing the higher options 😂

Ohhh gotcha. That sounds like me when I started out lmao it's a fun time. Ponies are the worst

Savannah Stables

09:15:55 Dusty

Transformers Acres

09:15:55 Geek, Eek

FirstLightFarms

09:14:39 puck

Savannah Stables

09:13:31 Dusty

FirstLightFarms

09:11:18 puck

Wait you have two trainers?

FirstLightFarms

09:10:59 puck

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February 16, 2025 09:27 PM

HMH Reality Check

Rumble Team

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For the last year I have been training horses and giving lessons, I want to make it sort of a business so that I feel and sound more professional. I really don't know what to name my business. I don't have an on site location, so I think I'd rather stay away from equestrian/farm/stables etc. I primarily offer training and lessons right now but hope to add many more services. Dental, hoof care, massage, nutrition etc. I want to prioritize natural and species appropriate care, minimally adversive training and handling. My stable name on here is the registered name of my heart horse, I kinda wish I could include it, but I'm not sure how to make it sound weird. If you have any ideas, or thoughts please share them, I'm stumped!

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February 16, 2025 09:32 PM

Bug in a Rug

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Hear me out- if you can find a way to incorporate HMH Reality Check, if you have social media, you could say something like For when your horse needs a reality check! haha.

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February 17, 2025 06:05 AM

HMH Reality Check

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Bug in a Rug said:

Hear me out- if you can find a way to incorporate HMH Reality Check, if you have social media, you could say something like For when your horse needs a reality check! haha.

I thought about that, lol. I was worried about it sounding to harsh, like I'm gonna be aggressive with someone's horse

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February 18, 2025 02:36 PM

ZeroZero

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HMH Real Treatment

It sounds grounded but promising if my horse needed some tlc and I was looking for somthing trustworthy.

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February 18, 2025 03:48 PM

KPH Equestrian

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HMH Reality Check said:

Bug in a Rug said:

Hear me out- if you can find a way to incorporate HMH Reality Check, if you have social media, you could say something like For when your horse needs a reality check! haha.

I thought about that, lol. I was worried about it sounding to harsh, like I'm gonna be aggressive with someone's horse

Yeahh... like some weirdly popular internet trainers *cough* Clinton Anderson *cough*

That is true though, it'd be better for it to sound like a couple's counseling weekend retreat for horse and owner haha

Edited at February 18, 2025 03:48 PM by KPH Equestrian

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February 23, 2025 02:46 PM

Thornwood Manor

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I think some classy ones like HMH Horsemanship or Reality Check Horsemanship, HMH Equine Solutions/Consulting, Reality Check Riding Co., HMH Riding Co. would be good! You could even do just the simple Reality Check but put Equine Consulting in a tagline of sorts?

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February 24, 2025 10:54 AM

Tripping Gnome Farm

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Thornwood Manor said:

I think some classy ones like HMH Horsemanship or Reality Check Horsemanship, HMH Equine Solutions/Consulting, Reality Check Riding Co., HMH Riding Co. would be good! You could even do just the simple Reality Check but put Equine Consulting in a tagline of sorts?