Horse Eden Eventing Game
Horse Eden Eventing Game


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Ironhorse
05:32:32 Sting
Ugh...that starter account feeling when ALL my horses are average...and i dont know who to breed first...
Ravenwood Farm
05:31:38 Raven
Thanks Min!
There were enough rain dances today, but I just had to try... couldn't resist the booty shaking lol
Ashcroft Park Stud
05:30:13 Ash
Congrats Bingus, already stalking him 🤭
Pearlescent Shores
05:29:39 Bin/Bingus
thank you Seven <3
Minerva
05:28:29 Min
Honestly Raven you'll probably be fine if you ignore it until the 13th lol. I sometimes remember to lob a rain dance in but otherwise it's fairly self sufficient
ShiningStar Stables
05:24:06 Chey / Star
I am so close to just stripping my accounts and just breeding SD on them all 😅
The Seven Sins
05:21:00 Seven
Ooh, he is cute, Bin!
Massbay
05:19:08 MB
-HEE Click-

Great way to start RO! Silver, Tobi, and a filly!
Pearlescent Shores
05:18:32 Bin/Bingus
eek finally another grey champagne! -HEE Click-
Ravenwood Farm
05:18:18 Raven
Just planted hay for the first time. Is there anything I need to know other than what's in the game guide?
Mustang Willows
05:12:46 Charlie
Have to go. Tree just fell. Not good! And oh it’s on the horses pasture fence
Vixen Creek
05:12:30 Vixie
i'm on SSRIs so i can't get too hot
Mustang Willows
05:12:11 Charlie
Heat makes me sick too
Fading Light Estate
05:11:47 Dark Sarcasm
ac is nice. heat makes me sick
Vixen Creek
05:11:39 Vixie
pretty puck <3
Mustang Willows
05:11:23 Charlie
Pretty
FirstLightFarms
05:10:40 puck
-HEE Click-

Okay ♡
Mustang Willows
05:10:09 Charlie
Must be nice Vixie
Mustang Willows
05:09:56 Charlie
I don’t have a choice to stay inside my job along with my home, and animals require me to be outside. Although I don’t have an air conditioner anyways

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Ironhorse
05:32:32 Sting
Ugh...that starter account feeling when ALL my horses are average...and i dont know who to breed first...
Ravenwood Farm
05:31:38 Raven
Thanks Min!
There were enough rain dances today, but I just had to try... couldn't resist the booty shaking lol
Ashcroft Park Stud
05:30:13 Ash
Congrats Bingus, already stalking him 🤭
Pearlescent Shores
05:29:39 Bin/Bingus
thank you Seven <3
Minerva
05:28:29 Min
Honestly Raven you'll probably be fine if you ignore it until the 13th lol. I sometimes remember to lob a rain dance in but otherwise it's fairly self sufficient
ShiningStar Stables
05:24:06 Chey / Star
I am so close to just stripping my accounts and just breeding SD on them all 😅
The Seven Sins
05:21:00 Seven
Ooh, he is cute, Bin!
Massbay
05:19:08 MB
-HEE Click-

Great way to start RO! Silver, Tobi, and a filly!
Pearlescent Shores
05:18:32 Bin/Bingus
eek finally another grey champagne! -HEE Click-
Ravenwood Farm
05:18:18 Raven
Just planted hay for the first time. Is there anything I need to know other than what's in the game guide?
Mustang Willows
05:12:46 Charlie
Have to go. Tree just fell. Not good! And oh it’s on the horses pasture fence
Vixen Creek
05:12:30 Vixie
i'm on SSRIs so i can't get too hot
Mustang Willows
05:12:11 Charlie
Heat makes me sick too
Fading Light Estate
05:11:47 Dark Sarcasm
ac is nice. heat makes me sick
Vixen Creek
05:11:39 Vixie
pretty puck <3
Mustang Willows
05:11:23 Charlie
Pretty
FirstLightFarms
05:10:40 puck
-HEE Click-

Okay ♡
Mustang Willows
05:10:09 Charlie
Must be nice Vixie
Mustang Willows
05:09:56 Charlie
I don’t have a choice to stay inside my job along with my home, and animals require me to be outside. Although I don’t have an air conditioner anyways

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whats a race horses fav food .......................fast food
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What kind of horse lives inside?
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A horse walks into a kitchen and the cheif says "Hey!" and the horse says "How did you read my mind!?!?"
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What do you call a sleeping horse?
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what does it mean when you find a horse shoe -some poor horse is walking around in its socks!
what did the horse say to the foal - its paster bedtime
why did the horse not get invited to the dinner party - it has bad stable manners
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Why can't ponies sing? -They are just a little hoarse
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I felt like I should clean the house today... so I went riding until the feeling went away
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"Wait you didn't dress up as a bunny for easter? Sometimes I wonder if you even carrot all"

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what did the appalosa say after he ate his grain - man that hit the spot
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Why don't horses use Android phones? Because they like Apples.

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