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The Old Gods
04:35:43 Void Malign
anyway. time to go walk up in 110 heat index.
Santana Rising
04:35:24 San
One time we ordered a fish platter for 2 which probably could have fed 3-4 more restrained eaters.
Angels angels
04:34:44 [1k+ brindles] Angel
Interesting thing I learned though, one of the reason ingredient labels are so much longer in the US than other places is we require every tiny ingredient to be listed. Like in other countries they just have to put "dough" (whatever kind it is of course) but in America they have to list every single tiny ingredient in that dough. We also use a lot of the scientific/molecular names for ingredients versus just the common name. So it sounds worse than it is
Glacier Bay Farms
04:34:13 Arctic Cove Katz
Oh,No, they didn’t, they should get a bad review, and replace the food item, Void.
The Old Gods
04:32:52 Void Malign
...and thanks amazon for putting my food item in the fucking trash dumpster.
Glacier Bay Farms
04:32:43 Arctic Cove Katz
And so many of us love wasting food
Angels angels
04:32:26 [1k+ brindles] Angel
Oh I bet food in Europe taste way better
Glacier Bay Farms
04:32:18 Arctic Cove Katz
The USA has an overeating issue
The Old Gods
04:31:54 Void Malign
US puts a lot of junk in their food
Santana Rising
04:31:41 San
My friend from Indianapolis didn't complain when she was visiting me in Croatia
Nightingales Ridge
04:31:31 𓅪 Issy
In terms of food though I has better experiences in Europe than USA haha
Angels angels
04:30:51 [1k+ brindles] Angel
Yeah We like to eat xD
3S Cast n Characters
04:30:51 Kitty
at Angel, when my daughter and I went to Scotland, we snacked and drank a lot!
Glacier Bay Farms
04:30:49 Arctic Cove Katz
I think I am living in the wrong country
Nightingales Ridge
04:30:29 𓅪 Issy
Definitely depends where you go Haha. I found when I was in the USA the portions were nutty big haha
Santana Rising
04:29:15 San
I wish I liked to eat less than I do! And we do have decent portion sizes.
Nightingales Ridge
04:28:39 𓅪 Issy
Could be course meals or Sometimes it's small meals so you get a range of things to eat! The aim isn't to be stuffed full haha. Some are a bit tiny though haha.
Angels angels
04:26:33 [1k+ brindles] Angel
Question for people in Europe, do you guys like eat? Lol
Just saw a video of Americans visiting Europe and showing portion sizes at restaurants. They are so dang tiny. XD
Thats like not even a snack
The Old Gods
04:24:39 Void Malign
-HEE Click- if you wanna look at a bunch of fungi horses. They should all have some variation of mushroom
The Old Gods
04:24:07 Void Malign
I need to get these nags bred

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The Old Gods
04:35:43 Void Malign
anyway. time to go walk up in 110 heat index.
Santana Rising
04:35:24 San
One time we ordered a fish platter for 2 which probably could have fed 3-4 more restrained eaters.
Angels angels
04:34:44 [1k+ brindles] Angel
Interesting thing I learned though, one of the reason ingredient labels are so much longer in the US than other places is we require every tiny ingredient to be listed. Like in other countries they just have to put "dough" (whatever kind it is of course) but in America they have to list every single tiny ingredient in that dough. We also use a lot of the scientific/molecular names for ingredients versus just the common name. So it sounds worse than it is
Glacier Bay Farms
04:34:13 Arctic Cove Katz
Oh,No, they didn’t, they should get a bad review, and replace the food item, Void.
The Old Gods
04:32:52 Void Malign
...and thanks amazon for putting my food item in the fucking trash dumpster.
Glacier Bay Farms
04:32:43 Arctic Cove Katz
And so many of us love wasting food
Angels angels
04:32:26 [1k+ brindles] Angel
Oh I bet food in Europe taste way better
Glacier Bay Farms
04:32:18 Arctic Cove Katz
The USA has an overeating issue
The Old Gods
04:31:54 Void Malign
US puts a lot of junk in their food
Santana Rising
04:31:41 San
My friend from Indianapolis didn't complain when she was visiting me in Croatia
Nightingales Ridge
04:31:31 𓅪 Issy
In terms of food though I has better experiences in Europe than USA haha
Angels angels
04:30:51 [1k+ brindles] Angel
Yeah We like to eat xD
3S Cast n Characters
04:30:51 Kitty
at Angel, when my daughter and I went to Scotland, we snacked and drank a lot!
Glacier Bay Farms
04:30:49 Arctic Cove Katz
I think I am living in the wrong country
Nightingales Ridge
04:30:29 𓅪 Issy
Definitely depends where you go Haha. I found when I was in the USA the portions were nutty big haha
Santana Rising
04:29:15 San
I wish I liked to eat less than I do! And we do have decent portion sizes.
Nightingales Ridge
04:28:39 𓅪 Issy
Could be course meals or Sometimes it's small meals so you get a range of things to eat! The aim isn't to be stuffed full haha. Some are a bit tiny though haha.
Angels angels
04:26:33 [1k+ brindles] Angel
Question for people in Europe, do you guys like eat? Lol
Just saw a video of Americans visiting Europe and showing portion sizes at restaurants. They are so dang tiny. XD
Thats like not even a snack
The Old Gods
04:24:39 Void Malign
-HEE Click- if you wanna look at a bunch of fungi horses. They should all have some variation of mushroom
The Old Gods
04:24:07 Void Malign
I need to get these nags bred

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Exploring May 31, 2026 04:04 PM

Shadow Mtn
 
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Minor HEE rant...

I really, really dislike it when I'm exploring a new horse and the game spends 46 out of 50 exploration moves telling me some variation of:

"Your spooky horse finds courage."

"Your nervous horse gains confidence."

"Your horse hesitates but pushes forward."

At that point, I'm already suspicious.

So I keep exploring, hoping maybe it's Premium. Maybe Elite. Maybe the next clue will finally tell me something useful.

Move 46:

Your horse is Sub-Par.

Seriously?

I could understand if it eventually turned out to be World Class. Or Elite. Or even Premium. Those are ratings worth making me work for them.

But Sub-Par?

Come on.

If my horse is afraid of leaves, shadows, its own reflection, and possibly the concept of movement itself, just tell me that up front and save me 40 exploration moves.

Why make me sit through an entire redemption arc before finally admitting the horse would lose a staring contest with a butterfly?

At this point, I'd appreciate a clue that simply says:

"Your horse would like to file a formal complaint about the existence of bushes."

At least then we'd know where we stand.

Exploring May 31, 2026 04:11 PM


Gem

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Lollll I love that suggestion for a clue XD
I understand the frustration though and thoroughly appreciated the comedic conclusion

Edited at May 31, 2026 04:11 PM by Gem
Exploring May 31, 2026 04:14 PM

Irish Fields
 
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Once I get those messages it's pretty much a clue already that they're Sub-Par so I don't waste anymore moves and FR them
Exploring June 1, 2026 09:07 PM


Narran Park
 
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You're a great writer!

Absolutely. I think explore needs a huge facelift :)
Exploring June 1, 2026 09:11 PM


QualitySH
 
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This is why we have wormy apples now

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