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06:09:36 ZequineZ - ZZ

I didn’t either had to find one, could’ve done it cheaper but trying to focus on AA which isn’t cheaper lol

Shamrock Equines

06:09:31 Crowley

That's a bit better.
You entered 176 horses into reg. shows for 156700.

06:08:49 ZequineZ - ZZ

Damn thats a complex one 😅 you might get lucky on ro though

06:08:48 Fantasy | Fanta

I don't even have any breedable mares so those quests are useless to me lol

06:08:19 Crowley

Breed a Premium foal that has Tobiano, Sabino, and Splash White genes. (To,Sb,Spl)

06:07:25 ZequineZ - ZZ

Yeah I skip those unless they’re easy at the time lol this one the mare cost more than the reward but I usually make a net profit if I play it smart

06:06:28 Crowley

I get ones that are money sinks lol

06:05:57 ZequineZ - ZZ

That’s fair, I find it’s good pocket money and gives me something to do instead of spend all my money when I’m bored lol

06:05:17 Crowley

I'd rather have sabino.

06:04:56 Crowley

I don't do quests.

06:04:49 Fantasy | Fanta

Rabi is better than sabino, I'll say that

06:04:41 ZequineZ - ZZ

It’s for a quest otherwise I wouldn’t care either way haha

06:03:55 Crowley

I steer away from Rabicano lol

06:01:11 ZequineZ - ZZ

Cute but you didn’t inherit the one thing I needed you to 🥲 (rabicano)
-HEE Click-

Sport Pony Island

05:57:59

No problem, i love SH and the coat color and that he was PPP

05:56:57

Thank you soooooo much Sport Pony Island for your purchase of my horse

Glacier Bay Cove

05:54:31 Arctic Katz

Definitely eye candy, Potatoes. Gorgeous horse

05:53:18

-HEE Click-
Such a baby

Hummingbird Meadows

05:53:04 Bird

I am starting to hate going to the dentist because the hygienists my dentist employs are too rough. Time to switch?

Sport Pony Island

05:52:40

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06:09:36 ZequineZ - ZZ

I didn’t either had to find one, could’ve done it cheaper but trying to focus on AA which isn’t cheaper lol

Shamrock Equines

06:09:31 Crowley

That's a bit better.
You entered 176 horses into reg. shows for 156700.

06:08:49 ZequineZ - ZZ

Damn thats a complex one 😅 you might get lucky on ro though

06:08:48 Fantasy | Fanta

I don't even have any breedable mares so those quests are useless to me lol

06:08:19 Crowley

Breed a Premium foal that has Tobiano, Sabino, and Splash White genes. (To,Sb,Spl)

06:07:25 ZequineZ - ZZ

Yeah I skip those unless they’re easy at the time lol this one the mare cost more than the reward but I usually make a net profit if I play it smart

06:06:28 Crowley

I get ones that are money sinks lol

06:05:57 ZequineZ - ZZ

That’s fair, I find it’s good pocket money and gives me something to do instead of spend all my money when I’m bored lol

06:05:17 Crowley

I'd rather have sabino.

06:04:56 Crowley

I don't do quests.

06:04:49 Fantasy | Fanta

Rabi is better than sabino, I'll say that

06:04:41 ZequineZ - ZZ

It’s for a quest otherwise I wouldn’t care either way haha

06:03:55 Crowley

I steer away from Rabicano lol

06:01:11 ZequineZ - ZZ

Cute but you didn’t inherit the one thing I needed you to 🥲 (rabicano)
-HEE Click-

Sport Pony Island

05:57:59

No problem, i love SH and the coat color and that he was PPP

05:56:57

Thank you soooooo much Sport Pony Island for your purchase of my horse

Glacier Bay Cove

05:54:31 Arctic Katz

Definitely eye candy, Potatoes. Gorgeous horse

05:53:18

-HEE Click-
Such a baby

Hummingbird Meadows

05:53:04 Bird

I am starting to hate going to the dentist because the hygienists my dentist employs are too rough. Time to switch?

Sport Pony Island

05:52:40

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February 9, 2024 03:29 PM

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Prepare your best horse jokes and then I will pick someone on February 14 in the afternoon to win a surprise!So get your horse jokes ready only the best will (maybe) win!

February 9, 2024 03:29 PM

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The prize is reavealed...6 thousand ebs!

February 9, 2024 10:29 PM

ghost light stables

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whats a race horses fav food .......................fast food

bumdum spush

February 10, 2024 11:52 AM

Starleaf Stables

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What kind of horse lives inside?

A Stallion

What did the horse say when he fell?

I've fallen and I can't Giddy-up!

Last one...

A horse walks into a kitchen and the cheif says "Hey!" and the horse says "How did you read my mind!?!?"

February 10, 2024 06:20 PM

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What do you call a sleeping horse?

A nightmare

February 10, 2024 06:37 PM

ghost light stables

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what does it mean when you find a horse shoe -some poor horse is walking around in its socks!

what did the horse say to the foal - its paster bedtime

why did the horse not get invited to the dinner party - it has bad stable manners

February 10, 2024 06:39 PM

Wild West Warmbloods

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Why can't ponies sing? -They are just a little hoarse

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I felt like I should clean the house today... so I went riding until the feeling went away

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"Wait you didn't dress up as a bunny for easter? Sometimes I wonder if you even carrot all"

Edited at February 10, 2024 06:39 PM by Wild West Warmbloods

February 10, 2024 07:11 PM

ghost light stables

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what did the appalosa say after he ate his grain - man that hit the spot

February 10, 2024 08:28 PM

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Why don't horses use Android phones? Because they like Apples.

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