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Gold Oak Estate
01:44:23 Opal's SA - AA &
Ty! And then straight after that I bred a manchado XD
Galaxy TBs
01:34:23 Galaxy ☆
Oak the sooty is gorgeous!
Gold Oak Estate
01:33:00 Opal's SA - AA &
I just bred this beauty O.0
-HEE Click-
Boulder Creek
01:29:20 
Tackroom - Actions - Sell Your Tack
Alpine Acres
01:22:54 Lily
where do I go to sell my used tack in the store?
MC Ace
01:20:34 McFossil
Burnt pork belly ends.
Galaxy TBs
01:14:23 Galaxy ☆
If someone could help me out with this, I'd be grateful!

-HEE Click-
Pegasus Lane
01:12:46 Peggy (or) Peg
I cannot do fat at all. I gag immediately on the texture lmao
pandemoniu_m
01:11:36 pheezy
thornwood
not specifically cattle brands, but when my family had a much bigger horse business we used to freeze brand. does that count?
Dash and Duchess
12:58:34 DD | ~Squizard~
Flea, the endless chewing is truly the stuff of horror 😭
KPH Equestrian
12:57:20 Rapcoon | Jester
omg Boulder I saw that on youtube the other day! xD
Boulder Creek
12:55:28 
I wish the frontal lobe cortex matured faster.
We need better brains at earlier age!
Thornwood Manor
12:48:47 
Is anyone familiar with brands, like a cattle brand?
Free and Wild
12:48:12 Book Nerd
I'm ok with most veggitables, but i don't like broccoli or cauliflower or okra.
Boulder Creek
12:46:07 
All I could think of is:
-Click-

Eat Yo Veggitables
Free and Wild
12:44:01 Book Nerd
But from my Dad's stance "Eat up! That fat is soo good!"
Yuck!
KPH Equestrian
12:43:15 Rapcoon | Jester
anyway, the hour grows late and I must be off to bed. Goodnight all!
Free and Wild
12:42:03 Book Nerd
So true.
KPH Equestrian
12:41:14 Rapcoon | Jester
when it's cooked right! but biting into that lump of fat and chewing endlessly is an absolute nightmare
Free and Wild
12:39:51 Book Nerd
Fatty good pasture raised meat is soo good! Unless it's the big chunks that are on slices...

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Gold Oak Estate
01:44:23 Opal's SA - AA &
Ty! And then straight after that I bred a manchado XD
Galaxy TBs
01:34:23 Galaxy ☆
Oak the sooty is gorgeous!
Gold Oak Estate
01:33:00 Opal's SA - AA &
I just bred this beauty O.0
-HEE Click-
Boulder Creek
01:29:20 
Tackroom - Actions - Sell Your Tack
Alpine Acres
01:22:54 Lily
where do I go to sell my used tack in the store?
MC Ace
01:20:34 McFossil
Burnt pork belly ends.
Galaxy TBs
01:14:23 Galaxy ☆
If someone could help me out with this, I'd be grateful!

-HEE Click-
Pegasus Lane
01:12:46 Peggy (or) Peg
I cannot do fat at all. I gag immediately on the texture lmao
pandemoniu_m
01:11:36 pheezy
thornwood
not specifically cattle brands, but when my family had a much bigger horse business we used to freeze brand. does that count?
Dash and Duchess
12:58:34 DD | ~Squizard~
Flea, the endless chewing is truly the stuff of horror 😭
KPH Equestrian
12:57:20 Rapcoon | Jester
omg Boulder I saw that on youtube the other day! xD
Boulder Creek
12:55:28 
I wish the frontal lobe cortex matured faster.
We need better brains at earlier age!
Thornwood Manor
12:48:47 
Is anyone familiar with brands, like a cattle brand?
Free and Wild
12:48:12 Book Nerd
I'm ok with most veggitables, but i don't like broccoli or cauliflower or okra.
Boulder Creek
12:46:07 
All I could think of is:
-Click-

Eat Yo Veggitables
Free and Wild
12:44:01 Book Nerd
But from my Dad's stance "Eat up! That fat is soo good!"
Yuck!
KPH Equestrian
12:43:15 Rapcoon | Jester
anyway, the hour grows late and I must be off to bed. Goodnight all!
Free and Wild
12:42:03 Book Nerd
So true.
KPH Equestrian
12:41:14 Rapcoon | Jester
when it's cooked right! but biting into that lump of fat and chewing endlessly is an absolute nightmare
Free and Wild
12:39:51 Book Nerd
Fatty good pasture raised meat is soo good! Unless it's the big chunks that are on slices...

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Things Trainers Have Said May 8, 2025 03:21 PM


Broadway
 
Posts: 729
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One of my old trainer's favourite things to say to me (because I was quite anxious when I was younger, and was often reluctant to try anything like a big canter or higher jumps)

me: *busy freaking out*
Trainer: *forces me to try anyway*
me: *mildly succeeds*
Trainer: "See!? You didn't even die once!"

Edited at May 8, 2025 03:21 PM by Broadway
Things Trainers Have Said May 26, 2025 02:12 PM


ghost light stables
 
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My mum (aka my trainer) told me this yesterday "slow your ass down to slow his feet!" When I did so he stopped and I got impaled buy the saddle horn
Things Trainers Have Said June 3, 2025 06:06 AM


*Winter Equines*
 
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My trainer has said almost all of these to me 😅
Things Trainers Have Said June 18, 2025 06:07 AM


Lunalovegood
 
Posts: 515
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I kinda feel bad for the horses that are being riden whilst the rider is being trained by any of these trainers

Edited at June 18, 2025 06:08 AM by Lunalovegood
Things Trainers Have Said June 27, 2025 12:44 AM


Golden Heart
 
Posts: 236
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Her: "Im going to put this imaginary egg under you, dont crack my egg"
Me: two points
Her: "Anddd my egg is all over the saddle"
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Her: "Its like ballet if it hurts your doing it right"
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Her: "Smack her with the crop like you would smack your brothers!"
Things Trainers Have Said July 2, 2025 02:48 PM


SHAE Stables
 
Posts: 103
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Him: (a cowboy) Get your hand on the horn! Do you think you're a **** cowboy? You wanna look cool or be dead?
Me: (gladly and quickly grabs horn)
Him: You'll look pretty stupid dead. What a dumb way to kill yourself...
Me: (tries not to cry and keeps loping without reins)
Him: (continues rant about how everyone thinks it's so cool to not hold the horn)

Horse people are a TOUGH kind of people 🙃

Edited at July 2, 2025 02:50 PM by SHAE Stables
Things Trainers Have Said July 13, 2025 01:21 PM


Dash and Duchess
 
Posts: 3318
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A classic "the jump isn't going anywhere, EYES UP!!"

*mare starts bucking*
"SH*T GRAB ON!!"
*doesn't grab on and just pulls her head up and rides it out 😅*
*bucking subsides*
"There you go!"
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*cantering around bareback (without a bareback pad >.>) gelding decides he's had enough of my sh*t and starts crow hopping, then bucking*
"WHOA WHOA PULL BACK PULL BACK! -- You were squeeezing too hard, go do it again but relax"
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"Shorten your reins....more....SHORTEN THEM MORE!"
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-(different trainer)-
*loses both stirrups mid-canter because apparently I just kept my heels down and didn't actually put weight in them 😭*
*freaks out a little (even though I wasn't really using them apparently??) and starts wobbling around like a baby deer before righting myself and stopping*
"hey look you didn't fall!"
(me) "yeah I'm not used to an English saddle after so long"
"oh right you usually ride in a western saddle. Oops xD"
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"alright (other riders) come to the middle!"
*starts looking around to see who she wants to stay out (spoiler, she meant me xD)*
*walks back out to the rail*
"okay, ask her whenever you're rea- you do want to canter right?"
(me) *has not ridden this horse in a year* "uh yeah?"

Edited at July 13, 2025 01:21 PM by Dash and Duchess

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