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At my last jumping lesson my trainer went " He looked lovely! You did not." I have never heard more true words in my life. |
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now why are you talking to your shadow you look like a noodle why are you riding like a race horse jocky if i see you look at your rains one more time ... ok now what are you doing can you swim your the worlds most okayest rider now your the steering weel hes the moter clam that dragon down befor he takes flight your not riding saddle seat why are you long troting were not in a dresage class i will take you off that horse myself i could have been a docter or a vet or a race car driver but yet im here |
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well these aren't very helpful comments lmao - more teaching less complaining |
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here somthing i said to a kid on my pony blue changed name james! jamesssss whyyyy areeeee youuuu onnn theeee groundd stillll him :jumps one foot jump me:why are you looking at her mane him:.....cuz i me:stop get off her him:what me nothing me to an older kid riding western that was........ never mind |
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My friend's trainer was once when a young horse my friend was riding started to *try* to buck and rear and her trainer was just laughing hysterically and then she was like "oh you need help!" |
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Mossy Lane Stables said:
At my last jumping lesson my trainer went " He looked lovely! You did not." I have never heard more true words in my life.
Haha it happens to the best of us! |
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Trivia Team |
I have a new student who's a little nervous around the pony, so at the end of the ride I was having her do "around the world" to gain confidence on the pony's back. (swing one leg over so she's sitting sideways, swing one leg over so she's sitting backwards, etc.) She was doing it really well, and then instead of sitting properly back on the pony she just LAUNCHED herself off the pony. Me and her mom started laughing and at the end of the lesson I went, "well, freestyling dismount is a new one!" |
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FirstLightFarms said:
I have a new student who's a little nervous around the pony, so at the end of the ride I was having her do "around the world" to gain confidence on the pony's back. (swing one leg over so she's sitting sideways, swing one leg over so she's sitting backwards, etc.) She was doing it really well, and then instead of sitting properly back on the pony she just LAUNCHED herself off the pony. Me and her mom started laughing and at the end of the lesson I went, "well, freestyling dismount is a new one!"
thats wayy to funny 🤣
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" i think your horse thinks the fence is a Snake" Happened Yesterday- |
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my coach says dont look down ill tell you if you horses head falls off |
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Evening Thunderstorms, Hail Possible
