You are confused as why a random planet named Romulus would have Chinese food but you don't care. You then accidentally fall in a crack

which actually led to a unknown void that I fell through for quite sometimes before ending up inside of the core of Romulus, which is actually made up of the aformetioned Chinese food

You scream out the only word you can think of in that moment: "FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!"

I looked around again and came to face my Ailen brother. He was very confused and surprised at the fact I had recently uttered the words, FORTUNE COOKIE

My alien brother concludes I'm not insane and it just happened for no reaosn, grabbing me and getting me out of the chinese murder crack.

I followed my brother to a lesser known, or just now discovered jello pit with giant squid tentacles swarming out of it like a pack of hornet-bees. They were dripping with cherry flavored mucus. How I found that out remains to the discretion of the viewer.

No more does it remain a mystery. I found I had unlimited space in my stomach and quickly ate the whole pit. My brother was disgusted. He got me out of there quickly.

When he got me out I threw up and he started laughing as my puke 🤢 sarted burning a whole in the planet.

The planet evaporated so we moved to a different planet where we could see earth and it looked okay again so we went back and he got eaten by zombie hitler

NOOOOO she was my only family left and even tho he was my brother I still loved him