Prepare your best horse jokes and then I will pick someone on February 14 in the afternoon to win a surprise!So get your horse jokes ready only the best will (maybe) win!

The prize is reavealed...6 thousand ebs!

whats a race horses fav food .......................fast food

bumdum spush

What kind of horse lives inside?

A Stallion

What did the horse say when he fell?

I've fallen and I can't Giddy-up!

Last one...

A horse walks into a kitchen and the cheif says "Hey!" and the horse says "How did you read my mind!?!?"

What do you call a sleeping horse?

A nightmare

what does it mean when you find a horse shoe -some poor horse is walking around in its socks!

what did the horse say to the foal - its paster bedtime

why did the horse not get invited to the dinner party - it has bad stable manners

Why can't ponies sing? -They are just a little hoarse

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I felt like I should clean the house today... so I went riding until the feeling went away

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"Wait you didn't dress up as a bunny for easter? Sometimes I wonder if you even carrot all"

what did the appalosa say after he ate his grain - man that hit the spot

Why don't horses use Android phones? Because they like Apples.