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Azure Estates
01:24:59 Lillie Pt 4
In need of a Quest stud? I've got a couple EEE-WEE Wb stallions Packed with color! Some homo as well! Tobiano, Splash Whites, Frame and better yet most dont have Sabino! Best part? They're breeding fees are under 1k ebs!
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Green River Stables
01:20:48 
AA mares for sale
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3 Upgrades available
1mo - 100k
3mo - 175k
First come first serve, pm me :)
Sweet Valley
01:16:55 I Buy Brindles!!!!!!
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Come And Join SVB! A random item will be gifted to everyone who joins as a welcome gift!
Port Royal Equines
01:05:45 ISH Bravery 4 Sale!
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(I)SH straws! EWW+, Bravery, and retired ABLB.

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New chonk set at auction!

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EEE+ mares at brood. 4k. Some are w producers!
Glacier Bay Cove
01:00:35 Arctic Katz
Sherpa map in my store
Fantasy Horses
12:53:48 Bravery + AD ISH
Auction! Discounted Quality!
- ISH, TB, and WB!
- P+ rated
- EEE and Elite bravery!
- AD, SD, and bravery
- Wild captures, some maps used!
- Ages 2 & 3!
- Rare color like apricot and dapple grey!
- Mostly mares, a few stallions
- 1k to 2k ONLY!
- Ends on the 25th at 12pm GT!
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Rancho Redondo
12:45:17 Trini
AUCTION. TB Rated Color Fillies and Mares 200 sb (for most of them lol)

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Horse Haven Stables
12:37:43 HHS⎹ Lyla
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EEE-WWW Mares auction! Includes:
-Wild PEE-E SH Mare
-EEW/EWE/WEE SH and ISH Mares
-EWW SH Mare
-WWW ISH Mare
Come check 'em out! Need them gone :)
pandemoniu_m
12:30:23 pheezy
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EWE/EEE I/SH Colts
PEE/PPE Combo mares + fillies
Unbred W Bravery Mares

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Fluffy's Cosy Home
12:23:05 Fluffy
I have:
*WWW/WW Straws
*Studs
*Items in my store
*Decors
*Sale horses
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Azure Estates
01:24:59 Lillie Pt 4
In need of a Quest stud? I've got a couple EEE-WEE Wb stallions Packed with color! Some homo as well! Tobiano, Splash Whites, Frame and better yet most dont have Sabino! Best part? They're breeding fees are under 1k ebs!
-HEE Click-
Green River Stables
01:20:48 
AA mares for sale
-HEE Click-

3 Upgrades available
1mo - 100k
3mo - 175k
First come first serve, pm me :)
Sweet Valley
01:16:55 I Buy Brindles!!!!!!
-HEE Click-

Come And Join SVB! A random item will be gifted to everyone who joins as a welcome gift!
Port Royal Equines
01:05:45 ISH Bravery 4 Sale!
-HEE Click-
(I)SH straws! EWW+, Bravery, and retired ABLB.

-HEE Click-
New chonk set at auction!

-HEE Click-
EEE+ mares at brood. 4k. Some are w producers!
Glacier Bay Cove
01:00:35 Arctic Katz
Sherpa map in my store
Fantasy Horses
12:53:48 Bravery + AD ISH
Auction! Discounted Quality!
- ISH, TB, and WB!
- P+ rated
- EEE and Elite bravery!
- AD, SD, and bravery
- Wild captures, some maps used!
- Ages 2 & 3!
- Rare color like apricot and dapple grey!
- Mostly mares, a few stallions
- 1k to 2k ONLY!
- Ends on the 25th at 12pm GT!
-HEE Click-
Rancho Redondo
12:45:17 Trini
AUCTION. TB Rated Color Fillies and Mares 200 sb (for most of them lol)

-HEE Click-
Horse Haven Stables
12:37:43 HHS⎹ Lyla
-HEE Click-
EEE-WWW Mares auction! Includes:
-Wild PEE-E SH Mare
-EEW/EWE/WEE SH and ISH Mares
-EWW SH Mare
-WWW ISH Mare
Come check 'em out! Need them gone :)
pandemoniu_m
12:30:23 pheezy
-HEE Click-

EWE/EEE I/SH Colts
PEE/PPE Combo mares + fillies
Unbred W Bravery Mares

-HEE Click-
Fluffy's Cosy Home
12:23:05 Fluffy
I have:
*WWW/WW Straws
*Studs
*Items in my store
*Decors
*Sale horses
-HEE Click-

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Things Trainers Have Said July 16, 2022 04:46 PM

The Golden Horse
 
Posts: 1809
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Belle said:
Notable things my Army-qualified riding instructor said to me:
"Well that was shit, wasn't it?"
"BE BETTER"
"Sit up"
"What the FUCK is wrong with you"
"Never ride this horse again"
"Ok, that was decent"
"Nope"
"WRONG LEG"
Me: "I'm kinda scared," Her: "I'm putting the jump up"
"If you fall, that's your fault"
*Head in hands*
Her: "HOW OLD ARE YOU?" Me: "I'm 16..." Her: "That didn't require an answer!"
*Growling*
*Walks away*
"Ooh, that was nice!"
"You're done" *Clap* "You're done" *Clap*
these are my absolute favourites XD
Things Trainers Have Said July 16, 2022 04:46 PM

The Golden Horse
 
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Belle said:
Notable things my Army-qualified riding instructor said to me:
"Well that was shit, wasn't it?"
"BE BETTER"
"Sit up"
"What the FUCK is wrong with you"
"Never ride this horse again"
"Ok, that was decent"
"Nope"
"WRONG LEG"
Me: "I'm kinda scared," Her: "I'm putting the jump up"
"If you fall, that's your fault"
*Head in hands*
Her: "HOW OLD ARE YOU?" Me: "I'm 16..." Her: "That didn't require an answer!"
*Growling*
*Walks away*
"Ooh, that was nice!"
"You're done" *Clap* "You're done" *Clap*
these are my absolute favourites XD
Things Trainers Have Said July 18, 2022 10:52 PM


Opal Ridge Stables
 
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my instuctor's on summer break right now but i sure miss her

"WHAT are you looking at?? do i need to take his ear bonnet and put it on you?"

"we are NOT vaulters WHY ARE YOU DOING GYMNASTICS"

"when i say canter you canter. if he won't do it get on all fours and do it yourself."

"why exactly are we dipping our shoulders side to side like a broken seesaw??"

"oh my god how have you stayed alive for so long with that seat"
Things Trainers Have Said July 19, 2022 11:38 AM


Belle
 
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She's awesome, and most of the time she's joking... Most of the time lol - I'm not actually the worst rider >.>

FirstLightFarms said:

Belle said:
Notable things my Army-qualified riding instructor said to me:
"Well that was shit, wasn't it?"
"BE BETTER"
"Sit up"
"What the FUCK is wrong with you"
"Never ride this horse again"
"Ok, that was decent"
"Nope"
"WRONG LEG"
Me: "I'm kinda scared," Her: "I'm putting the jump up"
"If you fall, that's your fault"
*Head in hands*
Her: "HOW OLD ARE YOU?" Me: "I'm 16..." Her: "That didn't require an answer!"
*Growling*
*Walks away*
"Ooh, that was nice!"
"You're done" *Clap* "You're done" *Clap*


Okay I LOVE your trainer


Things Trainers Have Said July 20, 2022 03:46 PM


FirstLightFarms

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Child, distracted and riding poorly:
Me: what is WRONG with you
Child: I lost a tooth!
Me: congrats! Please ride your pony!
Child: can you hold it?
Me:
Me: OH YOU JUST LOST YOUR TOOTH RIGHT NOW
(I ended up holding it for the rest of her lesson. I don't even know anymore.)
Things Trainers Have Said July 20, 2022 04:37 PM

The Golden Horse
 
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lol. that's hilarous XD
Things Trainers Have Said July 21, 2022 02:02 PM


Over the Garden Wall
 
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My mother took her stallion at the time (now gelded) to a Dressage Clinic at this fancier arena that had a wall of mirrors along one side. And her stallion, being the massive jackass flirt that he is, sees this gorgeous horse in the arena (his reflection) and he gets a little excited. And then the other horse (reflection) gets a little excited so Stallion gets more excited that the other horse (reflection) is also excited... And this escalates to the point where Stallion is trying to mount the mirrors/wall of the arena...

And the Clinician, after the shitshow that is this Stallion gets settled, tells my mother:

"Maybe it is good he does Dressage, maybe he is gay, no?"
in a thick french accent.

Edited at July 21, 2022 02:03 PM by Over the Garden Wall
Things Trainers Have Said July 21, 2022 04:55 PM

The Golden Horse
 
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XD that is hilarious lol
Things Trainers Have Said July 25, 2022 08:43 AM

Former Stable
 
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so I have some really bad luck with horses, especially leased ones. Basically, if a horse is going to spook, trip, buck, etc, it will do that while I am on it. First horse I leased was called Simon, great boy, then he got lime and took me for a one stirrup 15 minute gallop in 85 degree weather. Then I leased Duke who was... a special boy (aka acted like a 2 year old thoroughbred instead of a 12 year old warmblood). Chewy was great, but he went lame and needed surgery (he's fine just needs stall rest) after falling on his face with me on him. So my trainer decided to put me on this horse called Wayland for my most recent show. Wayland is a good boy, but spiritually he is 25 and honestly is one of the safest horses and knows his job and can basically just do the show by himself. Of course, during my second trip, he fall almost on his face right in front of the jump. I'm talking his head went almost between his legs. Somehow, I managed to stay on (Wayland saved my butt but putting his neck out so that when I fell forwards I landed on it and he kept his neck like that so that I could recenter myself). After I finished the course, my trainer took me aside and said
"Next show, I'm having you show Princess Glitterhoof. She's the only one right now that I trust will not fall, buck, or spook"
(Princess Glitterhoof is a blow up unicorn toy she looks like this)
Things Trainers Have Said July 25, 2022 04:29 PM

The Golden Horse
 
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lol. i love the photo XD

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