1. was once asked if bacon was chicken or beef
2. was once asked how to store ham and was yelled at when I replied with "in the fridge" because she "already knew that". then why did you ask ::::)
3. was once complained at because I didn't cut a whole rotisserie chicken in half on the ham slicer
4. someone once ate a shopping list - like chewed and swallowed it - in front of the people he stole the list from and then lied about it WHILE STILL CHEWING IT
5. told a customer that "it sucks to suck" after she yelled at me for being closed and my manager backed me up lol
6. ran out of bacon and was told to off myself (this happens a lot, actually)
7. once watched someone pee on the window from outside. saw an entire wee wee
8. was once yelled at for "using my fingers" (I was wearing gloves) to pick up their ham
9. some freaking lady comes in often and yells at us about not having any ham that is 100% Australian even though the pigs we butcher are bred, born, raised, and slaughtered here, it's literally just the preservatives and flavourings and brines that take up TWO GODDAMN PERCENT of the ingredient list. "98% is still not 100% so it's not really Australian" then neither are you, lady!
10. we sell salmon without skin and salmon with skin in our seafood section. someone once asked me for a piece with skin but wanted me to remove it. why can't we just buy the pieces with skin off please I'm begging you

KPH Equestrian said:

That whole list was WILD omg😭😂

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My family used to do pony rides and a petting zoo at our local pumpkin patch, and one of our ponies is a cute little buttermilk buckskin. So last year for Halloween, I painted black zebra stripes on him with Crayola paint and dressed myself in a safari outfit.

I shit you not, at least 7 or 8 GROWN ADULTS asked if he was a real zebra😭 I told all of them he was, in fact, imported from Africa, and all of them believed it xD

ghost light stables said:

So me and my family train horses and do overnight layovers and here are some of the stupid shit people have asked or done

lady *calls us* "hey So I have a 2 year old filly who I've NEVER done groundwork with or PUT A HALTER on do you think you can take her in and just get on her"

Man *comes into our barn without telling us he was coming by sees that his horse has only half a bucket of water and a different horse has none (the other horse has just gotten vetted) takes his horse out of training for only having half a bucket of water

I was riding my cremello gelding at a showing the color show (it's something we have where I am) and some lady came up to me "WhItE hOrSeS aRnT cOloReD" uh ma'am he's a homozygous cremello with rabicono and a badger face

I had a man ask me if my shetald pony was a horse that got sat on for too long by a fat man and got shrunk