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Versailles
01:06:12 Versa
I get the expensive stuff for my birds. But, bird food is not raccoon food... It's basically junk food for them, is why they love it so much. It's very fattening
The Old Gods
01:03:00 Void Malign
Yeah, we just put out duck eggs for 'em. Sometimes something dead like a snake. Nothing that'd really be considered unhealthy
Versailles
01:02:41 Versa
Or, at least. The bugs can feel it lol.
Versailles
01:00:51 Versa
The ground shakes beneath this dude!
The Old Gods
12:58:47 Void Malign
oh lawrd he comin
Versailles
12:57:30 Versa
Unfortunately mr. raccoon is obese... His belly was nearly dragging on the ground. Someone's been feeding him for TOO long
The Old Gods
12:56:39 Void Malign
I'm glad to see the fox. The one I saw looked healthy with a big bushy tail
Versailles
12:56:29 Versa
I guess I just have to get a raccoon baffle if this guy seriously thinks that I'm "safe" to be around...

Will I cause him harm? No.
Do I need him believing that and living in my yard for seed? Also no.
The Old Gods
12:55:42 Void Malign
this is up the driveway, but yeah, still in the middle of no where lol
Versailles
12:55:03 Versa
Out on a trail is different from people directly feeding it within range of houses, though. If it was comfortable with me, I worry some little kid is gonna try to pick it up and get the crap bitten out of them.
The Old Gods
12:53:59 Void Malign
There's a big rock that we put duck eggs and various "trash" foods on. Put a trail cam near it. So, lots of pictures of crows, at least two fox, maybe a coyote, and two oppossum, from what I remember mom telling me
Versailles
12:52:58 Versa
It's clear people have been feeding this individual far too much. He let me within FEET without even turning around. And he's insanely fat.

It's not right.
The Old Gods
12:52:54 Void Malign
I'm not sure if we have a raccoon.
Versailles
12:52:20 Versa
Eury,
It'd be nice to see a raccoon AWAY from humans for once, lol. I'm so tired of all of these raccoons that are so used to approaching humans for food. Like, get away from me!
Hyrule Camp
12:51:28 Ryan
Rp anyone pm me
The Old Gods
12:51:21 Void Malign
I'm tempted to start a forum post of all the pictures we get off our trail cam
Versailles
12:48:27 Versa
Caught one of these jerks licking the last of the seeds out of my bird feeder. He had broken the bird perch AND torn the camera out and tossed it on the floor.

He had the audacity to make angry raccoon noises at me when I spray bottled him away. He otherwise just stared at me with NO survival instincts while I approached!
Versailles
12:47:21 Versa
I officially have a sincere hatred for raccoons.
Blue Diamond
11:50:04 Bluey
Storm
Oh, thanks <3
Gypsy Family Farm
11:46:36 
Also this mare is beautiful and I forgot I had her.

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Versailles
01:06:12 Versa
I get the expensive stuff for my birds. But, bird food is not raccoon food... It's basically junk food for them, is why they love it so much. It's very fattening
The Old Gods
01:03:00 Void Malign
Yeah, we just put out duck eggs for 'em. Sometimes something dead like a snake. Nothing that'd really be considered unhealthy
Versailles
01:02:41 Versa
Or, at least. The bugs can feel it lol.
Versailles
01:00:51 Versa
The ground shakes beneath this dude!
The Old Gods
12:58:47 Void Malign
oh lawrd he comin
Versailles
12:57:30 Versa
Unfortunately mr. raccoon is obese... His belly was nearly dragging on the ground. Someone's been feeding him for TOO long
The Old Gods
12:56:39 Void Malign
I'm glad to see the fox. The one I saw looked healthy with a big bushy tail
Versailles
12:56:29 Versa
I guess I just have to get a raccoon baffle if this guy seriously thinks that I'm "safe" to be around...

Will I cause him harm? No.
Do I need him believing that and living in my yard for seed? Also no.
The Old Gods
12:55:42 Void Malign
this is up the driveway, but yeah, still in the middle of no where lol
Versailles
12:55:03 Versa
Out on a trail is different from people directly feeding it within range of houses, though. If it was comfortable with me, I worry some little kid is gonna try to pick it up and get the crap bitten out of them.
The Old Gods
12:53:59 Void Malign
There's a big rock that we put duck eggs and various "trash" foods on. Put a trail cam near it. So, lots of pictures of crows, at least two fox, maybe a coyote, and two oppossum, from what I remember mom telling me
Versailles
12:52:58 Versa
It's clear people have been feeding this individual far too much. He let me within FEET without even turning around. And he's insanely fat.

It's not right.
The Old Gods
12:52:54 Void Malign
I'm not sure if we have a raccoon.
Versailles
12:52:20 Versa
Eury,
It'd be nice to see a raccoon AWAY from humans for once, lol. I'm so tired of all of these raccoons that are so used to approaching humans for food. Like, get away from me!
Hyrule Camp
12:51:28 Ryan
Rp anyone pm me
The Old Gods
12:51:21 Void Malign
I'm tempted to start a forum post of all the pictures we get off our trail cam
Versailles
12:48:27 Versa
Caught one of these jerks licking the last of the seeds out of my bird feeder. He had broken the bird perch AND torn the camera out and tossed it on the floor.

He had the audacity to make angry raccoon noises at me when I spray bottled him away. He otherwise just stared at me with NO survival instincts while I approached!
Versailles
12:47:21 Versa
I officially have a sincere hatred for raccoons.
Blue Diamond
11:50:04 Bluey
Storm
Oh, thanks <3
Gypsy Family Farm
11:46:36 
Also this mare is beautiful and I forgot I had her.

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