| pandemoniu_m |
| dad jokes x dark humor |
Morning Rain, with Cooling Temps Later| RFS Thoroughbreds |
| I helped a man skydive today, he was kindve annoying. I went to go grab my sandwich from my backpack and found a parachute...hope he was hungry |
| RFS Thoroughbreds |
| I figured out that a kidnappers prefered shoe is a pair of white Vans |
| KPH Equestrian |
| lmao fern my dad texted me earlier that his brother is in the hospital with heart troubles. It's okay though we don't like that one so much |
| pandemoniu_m |
| sunni i will give you all the cash in my wallet for one of those peppers.. |
| RFS Thoroughbreds |
| I texted my dad earlier and said: 'did you hear about the murder commited by like...reese w something?' he said: witherspoon?' i replied : 'no, with a knife' |
| KPH Equestrian |
| there'd be no better mime, he'd grow famous for his skills, and then I'd abandon him and start a new life throwing eggs from the tops of tall buildings at the unsuspecting targets below |
| Sunni |
| I know one thing I am hungry as a dog that ain't ate in a week. I am making bacon wrapped jalapeno peppers. |
| pandemoniu_m |
| "wow this mime's acting is next level! wish he'd stop making that weird yelp sound though.. 6/10" |
| Glacier Bay Cove |
| *tomorrow, I will be sneaking into barns, and snatching brindle horses, lol* Too tired to do anything like that right now |
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| RFS Thoroughbreds |
| I helped a man skydive today, he was kindve annoying. I went to go grab my sandwich from my backpack and found a parachute...hope he was hungry |
| RFS Thoroughbreds |
| I figured out that a kidnappers prefered shoe is a pair of white Vans |
| KPH Equestrian |
| lmao fern my dad texted me earlier that his brother is in the hospital with heart troubles. It's okay though we don't like that one so much |
| pandemoniu_m |
| sunni i will give you all the cash in my wallet for one of those peppers.. |
| RFS Thoroughbreds |
| I texted my dad earlier and said: 'did you hear about the murder commited by like...reese w something?' he said: witherspoon?' i replied : 'no, with a knife' |
| KPH Equestrian |
| there'd be no better mime, he'd grow famous for his skills, and then I'd abandon him and start a new life throwing eggs from the tops of tall buildings at the unsuspecting targets below |
| Sunni |
| I know one thing I am hungry as a dog that ain't ate in a week. I am making bacon wrapped jalapeno peppers. |
| pandemoniu_m |
| "wow this mime's acting is next level! wish he'd stop making that weird yelp sound though.. 6/10" |
| Glacier Bay Cove |
| *tomorrow, I will be sneaking into barns, and snatching brindle horses, lol* Too tired to do anything like that right now |
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