Crestwood Equestrian |
So, when i was 6. I was minding my business and eating dinner. I was taking a sip of milk and suddenly 4 birds flew into the house. One landed on my plate, causing me to spill my milk on my, at the time, favorite nightgown. Meanwhile, the birds thoughts the house was a bathroom…..i was devastated about my nightgown. As a 6 year old would be. The birds dropped shit on my rug in my room, on the living room rug, the kitchen counter, and the floor. |