KPH Equestrian
10:09:29 KPH | Rapcoon
Widow Valley Farms
10:06:42 Dannielle/ Danni
The whole living long and prospering part never hit me too hard xD
KPH Equestrian
10:01:17 KPH | Rapcoon
glad to have killed ya with joy🤣
Widow Valley Farms
10:00:18 Dannielle/ Danni
Finally! A Star Trek joke
I can die happy now
KPH Equestrian
09:58:28 KPH | Rapcoon

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear.
Snitches' Stitches
09:57:43 Stitch
They may hate Dawn, but Ajax is still stronger than all of grease
KPH Equestrian
09:56:22 KPH | Rapcoon
What's a skeleton's favorite type of road? A dead end
KPH Equestrian
09:55:10 KPH | Rapcoon
Panther PONs
09:54:03 Lurker-Jelly-Pella
Neither did it 💀
They must really be morning it
KPH Equestrian
09:52:18 KPH | Rapcoon
Why do people who live in Greece hate waking up at dawn? Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
KPH Equestrian
09:50:27 KPH | Rapcoon
The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no word to describe how angry I am.
KPH Equestrian
09:49:47 KPH | Rapcoon
Panther PONs
09:48:49 Lurker-Jelly-Pella
Thats some real dark humor.
A horse moved. A horse in the stall next to him said "hay! Im you're new Neigh-bor"
KPH Equestrian
09:46:20 KPH | Rapcoon
I cackled too hard at that one-

here's another:

How many storm troopers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they are all on the dark side.
Panther PONs
09:44:50 Lurker-Jelly-Pella
HAH. ive heard that. But i bet a deaf man hasn't
KPH Equestrian
09:44:09 KPH | Rapcoon
here's another

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her over.
KPH Equestrian
09:43:40 KPH | Rapcoon
nah, both of those facts are great for me🤣
Panther PONs
09:43:14 Lurker-Jelly-Pella
That was awful. But so was the fact i couldn't come up with a better come back 😂
KPH Equestrian
09:42:33 KPH | Rapcoon
Two windmills were sitting on a hill. One asks the other, "Do you have a favorite song?" The other replies, "Well... all my life I have been a heavy metal fan."
KPH Equestrian
09:41:33 KPH | Rapcoon
Why did the old man fall down the well? He couldnÂ’t see that well.
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Color: Black Sabino Brindle
Horse Nbr: 27695375
Breed: Warmblood
Sex: Stallion
Birthdate: October 1, 2021
Age: Deceased
Birth Year: 147
Straws Drawn: 15
Height: 17 Hands

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Barn: Rainbow Bridge

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Brand: ᴴᴱᴹ
Sire: ♗ Valentino
Dam: ∞Vivenna
Foals This Year: 0
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Training In: All Disciplines
Training Sessions: 72

Eventing Level: 10 Schoolmaster
Dressage Level: 10 Schoolmaster
Cross Country Level: 9 International
Jumping Level: 9 International
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