Post your zero-brain cell pets here!

This is Clara, an english cream retriever. Usually she is calm, one of the calmest dogs I've ever met (her breed is just like that), but as you can see from the photos, she gets a little... riled up lol. But she couldn't live without us.

Had to bring in the idiot himself, and I think he's cat Jesus cuz that bugger turned a cricket into a spider

Edit: apparently I didn't get a video/pic of the cricket, but I swear to god it was. Light brown, 6(?) legs, fat ass, and my cat was chasing it. Anyway. It hides, I move a bucket, see the cricket, and Goose does not. Cuz he's dumb. Then somehow he finds this spider instead?? also he chased it at me and I was barefoot 😭