so i finished watching shane's new documentary-ish video about living in a simulation and remote viewing...as terrified as i was for the next few hours, it really got me thinking about different conspiracies and how our brains can come up with them.

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with that being said, i would love to hear about any conspiracies you have heard/come up with yourself that you may or may not necessarily believe in! personally, the thoughts on a simulation don't seem far fetched, but i think it might be a little less complicated, if real at all. anywho, would love to hear everyones thoughts!

heres a funny one i heard from some nutter the other day.

So apparently victorias secret models are all actually a certain mega species of lizard wearing a model suit.

yeah.

Oh and also once every full moon all the lizard models gather and worship Satan.

i have NO idea where the dude got that but from what i could tell he was dead serious.

OH MY GOD

I accidentally somehow came across this website lol

And uh spent like 2 hours reading all the articles

And apparently. Cottage Cheese comes from aliens

i can just imagine all the aliens brewing up the cottage cheese and teleporting in to earth

i have accepted that we could most definitely be living in a simulation, but i honestly dont give a shit because im having fun anyways

i also dont care if cottage cheese is actually alien juice its still yummy

does this man have a twitter or something? would love to check out this fruit cake lol

yeah same about the simulation

like cool bro im not real

its fine :D

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one thing im actually interested in though is dragons and that they could be real. im not super invested in this and proving that theyre real but man i hope they are lol

Absolutely adore all the httyd books/movies.

and third eye. Dont know much about it but I do think we have like another sense sometimes like an inner voice. Oh! and reincarnation. yepyep. Exposing myself over here :D

i 100% believe in reincarnation. i dont believe it happens to everybody, but i definitely believes it exists! third eyes have always been a bit of stretch for me, but i do understand and believe in a 'inner voice' that can almost predict the future (i.e., the gut feeling you get when you think something might go bad...and then it does)

you have probably heard this one but apparently the Abe Lincoln Murder and JFK are connected

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both were shot in the head.

Lincoln’s secretary, Kennedy, warned him not to go to the theatre.
Kennedy’s secretary, Lincoln, warned him not to go to Dallas.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners.

Both successors were named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are comprised of fifteen letters.

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

and finally Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln owned by ford, Lincoln was shot in ford's theatre

Oh wow