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Transformers Acres
09:00:33 Geek
Guys, I need help with another OC. It's a colt, and he's the son of Rich Strike.
Transformers Acres
08:54:56 Geek
Ari, you're back! :)
Lost River Estates
08:48:45 
Wooowww he's a stunner, Zen! love the sooty lace combo
Sunni
08:36:01 Sunni bunny
Zen I like her coat,
Ravenclaw Livery
08:33:54 Zen or Raven
I love his little lacy butt -HEE Click-
Sunni
08:32:36 Sunni bunny
Hi everyone.
Leafpool
08:32:16 Leaf
Well time to go rub salt in that guys wound because I dont feel like being nice today.
Leafpool
08:25:22 Leaf
A ass hole on my other game said brud sprunki did not eat a ladybug and that I was a nutcase I have evidence he did in fact eat one.
lilly fields
08:25:17 Lilly
Does anyone know what happened to DAP AQH? They just dissapered a few months ago?
The Old Gods
08:23:42 Void Malign
I...Don't even know what you're talking about
Leafpool
08:23:29 Leaf
I feel accomplished he got caught in his crime.
Leafpool
08:21:51 Leaf
My evidence still stands he ate a ladybug look.
-Click-
Some ass hole on my other game said I was a nut that he didnt I have evidence!
Dark Shadows Estate
08:20:39 Bazz
it's 12.20PM and I am only just sitting down to have a sip of my coffee... Lucky I like ice coffees lol One child is at daycare and the other is finally asleep.
Leafpool
08:20:22 Leaf
I killed chat getting excited Im not crazy damn.
Leafpool
08:16:42 Leaf
I caught brud eating a ladybug look 4K evidence he did indeed eat one.
-Click-
Revel Ranch
08:15:36 
Ugh, I tried to pass off a humerus x-ray and totally failed. I feel so stupid.
Imperial Warmbloods
08:14:00 Imp/Impie
Crazy idea it is, lol <3
Dash and Duchess
08:13:09 DD (#2)
Imp, always the crazy idea!! When your inspired act on it!
Imperial Warmbloods
08:12:34 Imp/Impie
Hm.. Do I work on an art order, or a crazy idea I have.. or just spin a wheel? xd

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Transformers Acres
09:00:33 Geek
Guys, I need help with another OC. It's a colt, and he's the son of Rich Strike.
Transformers Acres
08:54:56 Geek
Ari, you're back! :)
Lost River Estates
08:48:45 
Wooowww he's a stunner, Zen! love the sooty lace combo
Sunni
08:36:01 Sunni bunny
Zen I like her coat,
Ravenclaw Livery
08:33:54 Zen or Raven
I love his little lacy butt -HEE Click-
Sunni
08:32:36 Sunni bunny
Hi everyone.
Leafpool
08:32:16 Leaf
Well time to go rub salt in that guys wound because I dont feel like being nice today.
Leafpool
08:25:22 Leaf
A ass hole on my other game said brud sprunki did not eat a ladybug and that I was a nutcase I have evidence he did in fact eat one.
lilly fields
08:25:17 Lilly
Does anyone know what happened to DAP AQH? They just dissapered a few months ago?
The Old Gods
08:23:42 Void Malign
I...Don't even know what you're talking about
Leafpool
08:23:29 Leaf
I feel accomplished he got caught in his crime.
Leafpool
08:21:51 Leaf
My evidence still stands he ate a ladybug look.
-Click-
Some ass hole on my other game said I was a nut that he didnt I have evidence!
Dark Shadows Estate
08:20:39 Bazz
it's 12.20PM and I am only just sitting down to have a sip of my coffee... Lucky I like ice coffees lol One child is at daycare and the other is finally asleep.
Leafpool
08:20:22 Leaf
I killed chat getting excited Im not crazy damn.
Leafpool
08:16:42 Leaf
I caught brud eating a ladybug look 4K evidence he did indeed eat one.
-Click-
Revel Ranch
08:15:36 
Ugh, I tried to pass off a humerus x-ray and totally failed. I feel so stupid.
Imperial Warmbloods
08:14:00 Imp/Impie
Crazy idea it is, lol <3
Dash and Duchess
08:13:09 DD (#2)
Imp, always the crazy idea!! When your inspired act on it!
Imperial Warmbloods
08:12:34 Imp/Impie
Hm.. Do I work on an art order, or a crazy idea I have.. or just spin a wheel? xd

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Things Trainers Have Said February 10, 2024 06:36 PM


Dusty Hooves
 
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(little insight... I'm not small, standing at 5'6 and weighing 150 lbs)

* my instructor tells me to do a turn on the forehand on a very stubborn horse *

-10 minutes later-

* my leg is literally falling off I think I am going to die I've been kicking for hours *

* my instructor * "WHAT ARE YOU, A 3'2 BABY WITH PUDGY CHEEKS AND FLOPPY ARMS?! KICK HARDER!"

"HARDERRRRRR"

"YOU LOOK LIKE A DODO BIRD. YOU'RE LEGS ARE FLAPPING AROUND LIKE THEY CAN FLY. YOU DO KNOW IF YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO FLY YOU FLAP WITH YOUR ARMS, RIGHT?"

-ten minutes later... I still haven't got the horse to move and quite literally am passing out-

* instructor gets whip and smacks horse so hard it flies across the arena, almost leaving me in the dust *

* instructor * "SEE? I got him to move!"

Things Trainers Have Said February 10, 2024 06:39 PM


FirstLightFarms

Trivia Team
 
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Dusty, that's... not okay. Your trainer should be training, not insulting you like that.
Things Trainers Have Said February 10, 2024 06:41 PM


Wild West Warmbloods
 
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Edited at February 10, 2024 06:42 PM by Wild West Warmbloods
Things Trainers Have Said February 10, 2024 06:42 PM


Dusty Hooves
 
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(it is funny now... I survived and got stronger because of it lol)
Things Trainers Have Said November 30, 2024 09:30 PM


Serenity Stables
 
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Here's my list:
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Things Trainers Have Said January 4, 2025 10:16 AM


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Rumble Team
 
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Dusty Hooves said:
(it is funny now... I survived and got stronger because of it lol)


That's also not ethical to the horse, kicking so much and hitting them, the horse must not understand the cues or something must be off, that is a training red flag
Things Trainers Have Said January 5, 2025 02:03 AM


RFS Thoroughbreds
 
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"Okay not going to lie,im just kidding.That last jump looked disgusting."
"USE YOUR LEFT REIN TO PULL HER OVER.LEG.RAIGEN!LEFT LEG AND RIGHT REIN IM NOT GOI- See?Lovely."
"That was really hard to you?Seems like it.Took you eight minutes to do it."
(Im sweating like a dog,trying to catch my breath after posting on a really bouncy horse) "Go do it again." (NOOO)
(This is whenever I rode a gelding[see below])
"His tounge is like a snake.He just hangs it out like, 'I don't care and never will"
horse trips over air
"oh no.....the invisible turd is back!so fun,vet bills will be coming in like crazy."
*I fall off at the first barrel after not sitting deep enough*
*trainer walks over and helps me up*
"Well,good job.You showed me not even the fourth years can sit and turn."

Edited at January 28, 2025 06:33 PM by RFS Thoroughbreds
Things Trainers Have Said March 18, 2025 01:10 PM


ghost light stables
 
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So even though I train horses I still have my own trainers to help me and I swear they say the dumbest stuff sometimes
*my horse not wanting to go through the water*
My trainer: "OH COME ON STWAOP TWEATING HWIMS WIKE A WITTLE BAWAYBY" (fifteen minutes later he still wouldn't step into the water)
*me doing a one stride grid*
Trainer "Okay what was that did you really think he was going to refuse"
Me:"yes? He refused ut last go around "
Trainer:"WRONG ANSWER "
I also train western so
My dad:"he looks like a Simi truck at a four way "
My dad:"get your stop Get.Your.Stop GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING STOOOOOP"
my dad"I will fight you make him turn on his hind"
My mom "COLLECT HIIIM AROUND THE CORNER BEFORE I DO"
Mom:"dee sweet baaby boiii cHiLd UsE yOuR cOrE"
Things Trainers Have Said March 18, 2025 04:29 PM


Sea storm Equines
 
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my teacher/trainer is really big on not kicking hard, but nudging lightly with heels, so sometimes she says this-
"your horse is not a rocket, so don't take off like that!"
and she often uses annalogies about steering, like this-
"Imagine that you are holding a tray of stacked OREOs. You don't want them to fall, so don't tilt the tray" tilts hands and makes a pretend crashing sound
and another time we were on a trail ride and saw a frog-
"Oh! look at the frog. Now pay attention to where we are going" and that time one person did not, and got hit in the head with a tree
"This is why we look up. The horses don't have untied sholaces."
Things Trainers Have Said March 20, 2025 02:00 PM


Fantasy Horses
 
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She literally said this every lesson, lol:
"PUNCTURE HIS LUNGS!! In a nice, loving way."
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Similarly;
"RIP HER LIPS OFF! In a nice, loving way."

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