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(little insight... I'm not small, standing at 5'6 and weighing 150 lbs) * my instructor tells me to do a turn on the forehand on a very stubborn horse * -10 minutes later- * my leg is literally falling off I think I am going to die I've been kicking for hours * * my instructor * "WHAT ARE YOU, A 3'2 BABY WITH PUDGY CHEEKS AND FLOPPY ARMS?! KICK HARDER!" "HARDERRRRRR" "YOU LOOK LIKE A DODO BIRD. YOU'RE LEGS ARE FLAPPING AROUND LIKE THEY CAN FLY. YOU DO KNOW IF YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO FLY YOU FLAP WITH YOUR ARMS, RIGHT?" -ten minutes later... I still haven't got the horse to move and quite literally am passing out- * instructor gets whip and smacks horse so hard it flies across the arena, almost leaving me in the dust * * instructor * "SEE? I got him to move!" |
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Dusty, that's... not okay. Your trainer should be training, not insulting you like that. |
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Edited at February 10, 2024 06:42 PM by Wild West Warmbloods
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(it is funny now... I survived and got stronger because of it lol) |
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Warming, with Sleet and Heavy Icing
