Okay. One person says something funny.
The next person to post either says "Laughed" If they laughed at it, or "Didn't seem funny" If they didn't laugh, then posts something THEY think is funny. Also say if its true or you made it up. I will begin.

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My cat dropped a mouse on my dad's thigh while he was sleeping (it was really true!)

Internally laughed

My horse licked my face like a dog

Didn't seem funny

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My cat skinned a squirrel and left the skin on are porch. (True)

Didn't seem funny

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My cat went over to my neighbors house and peed on their car's windshield. (true, saw it on my house cameras a day later lol)

Lol I laughed.
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I have chickens following me wherever I go, wanting food, and when the rooster realizes I am not giving them anything he chases me away (truth)

I laughed

I have a gecko that for some reason is better at walking backwards than walking forwards (its true 🤣)

I laughed

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My dog thinks it's funny to chase me while soaking wet

BWAHAHAHA LUCKY YOU (obvs gotta troll the friends)

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A year ago my friend had this boyfriend nobody liked, so at rodeos we'd chase him around and sing "Cremation cremation it's a good source of recreation, cannabalism cannabalism it's a good source of metabolism!" and also at shows we'd chase him with our split reins. (very much true <3 )

Lol I laughed.

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My sisters dog likes to try and get some chicken pie if you let him free so watch out!

Didn't seem funny

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My friend always calls my gelding a naked mole rat or a rat, but when I was writing out feeding charts I realized that her horse is named star, and star spelt backwards is Rats. So who is the rat now?