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Dipping it in fingernail polish remover - How do I climb a ladder?
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By letting birds poop on it How do I get better when Im sick?
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You don't . How do I paint my nails?
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By using shoe polish - How do I clean a cat's litter box?
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Call Peter Pan - How do I become a manager?
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By dangling your participles - Where can I find your mom?
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As far away from me as possible. - How do you deep fry a turkey?
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