I ban you for not putting a full stop at the end of your sentence.

I ban you because i'm hangry

I ban you for not talking my food.

I ban you for not banning me...XD! *waves axe over head while riding grullo Shire*

I ban you for having an axe

I ban you because it's roll over XD

I ban you for...*wanders off, shoots some orcs*

I don't ban you for have a gun

I ban you for not making sense.

I ban you for not making sense.