I ban you because I will but I don't know how to get to where I want to at the moment :/

i ban you cause you could just cut to where you wanted it

I ban you because I can't. There's gotta be build up and necessary plot points before I get there, or else it doesn't make sense.

I ban you because I have just interrupted yout conversation

I ban you because you described what you did

I ban you because I spelled "your" wrong

I ban you because my mom got the leg lamp from "A Christmas Story" and now we're watching the movie

I ban you because that is hilarious

I ban you because I'm insane

I ban you cause that is true, but i don't have much room to talk soon.