I ban you because you own a lovely little squishy pone

I ban you because yiss

I ban you because you have 7054 posts

I ban you because that's actually kind of scary because just the other day I had 6800 o-o

I ban you because the drunk people stopped sining at like 4am. They started to sing again at 3pm.

I ban you because I'd probably sing a lot drunk too lol

I ban you because I want to ride the chonk through the bushed and chase them all.

I ban you because you've just reminded me to work my horses.

I ban you because I reminded you something.

I ban you because I gave Terry a mini message before I rode her and now I'm very, very dirty. Those ponies really need a bath, just like I now desparetly need a shower.