I ban you because the eagle in your banner swooped down and attacked my hair

I ban you for having a beastly banner

(Its absolutly amazing! Did you make it???)

I ban you for banning a Mod

I ban you for being awesome!

I ban you for thinking I'm awesome. XD (Thank you!)

I ban this forum for being fun! (Np) =)

I ban you for banning such a fun forum!

I ban you for banning me bc I banned the forum for being fun!

I ban you both for confusing me...