Then the boss calls

He believes that they are making this up, insisting very loudly that piranhas don't have legs & cannot cha cha slide

However the poor boss on the other side of the phone also begins to cha cha slide

a cha cha slide epidemic breaks out and spreads across the world - everyone in now dancing uncontrollably, and it's spreading throughout the solar system.

Someone creates a cure for the cha cha slide epidemic but the side effect for the medication is doing a huge conga line once every tuesday at two in the morning

It disrupted many peoples in their sleep, so they all collectively changed their sleeping schedules so that two in the morning was almost lunch time for everyone

This new nocturnal schedule for everybody forced vampires into socializing, as they no longer could use the sunlight as an excuse to avoid people.

it also caused some Werewolf problems after a bit untill people figured out that most of them are actually really nice and everyone is just extreamly irrationally afraid of them

now your best friend is a werewolf named Todd, and he's super chill and loves to party. Unfortunately, it turns out most werewolves are party animals and all you hear all night is their sick music, but it's okay since they always invite you.

The sick music is really fun, and you get really good at dancing from practicing every night with a super chill group of werewolves. They tell you about a late-night disco party with a dance competition and a prize up for grabs. They encourage you to enter.