Do i really need to watch this Pure Wick commercial?....

*sings* ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba I want to be sedaatedd

I suddenly realised that I have never ate a Brussel sprout

I talk to myself about my model horses.

I dream of a freedom that just barely escapes my grasp. One achievable only if reason is left behind.

I just noticed the TV is still on

I just found out that Robert Williams died

My dog is barking and it sounds like a goat

I thought Taylor Swift died

My cat is eating a my fortune cookie.