My dog just puked

If a millipede lost one leg, is it still a millipede? It doesn't have 100 legs so its a 99ipede

I love yougurt-

But not the "Colorie Free Ones"

They sTiNkKkKkK

(Specially when you leave them in the freezer, like the gogurt ones, and they spoil for some odd reason, and smell up your whole house >.<)

I was just chillin, vibin--as always--and out of nowhere I hurriedly whispered "the pasta rendered me unable"

Whenever I get confused, In my mind I say *my name*.exe was stopped working

Haha, buggy computer problems

Same here, Same here

I love AAA+ batteries!!

My cat is purring, causing me to also vibrate....

My dog is gonna BLOW!!!

>.<

I hate eating cheese