I ban you for having horses! XD

I ban you for not having a stable avatar. Technically..

I ban you for being online at the moment I'm banning you

I ban you for banning Ethereal while she was online.

I ban you because your stable numbers only have 3-5

I ban you for criticizing how much numbers that stable has.

I ban you for having a gorgeous stable set

I ban you for complimenting my set. :P

I ban you because you posted your ban on a Sunday??

I ban you for only having even stable numbers