Look at this thong, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the Sven
Sven who has many thongs?
Look at this trove, treasures untold
How many wonders can one dresser hold?
Looking around here you'd think
Sure, they’ve got everything
I've got black lights and glitter a-plenty
I've got horses and breeding items galore
You want thoroughbreds in thongs?
I've got twenty
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more
I wanna be up on a stage
I wanna see, wanna see them dancing
Walking with those
What do you call 'em?
Oh, false hopes
Waddling tiny legs you don't get too far
Thongs are required for jumping, dancing
Strolling in a glittery thong down a-
What's that word again?
Street?
Up where they walk, up where they run
Up where they stay all day in their thongs
Wandering free
Wish I could be part of that world
What would I give if I could live
Out of this cave?
What would I pay to spend a day
In a glittery thong?
Betcha' in thongs, they understand
Bet they don't reprimand their daughters
Bright young women, sick of trousers
Ready to wear-
I'm ready to know what the thong wearers know
Ask 'em my questions
And get some answers
What's a sven and why is it-
What's the word?
Sexy?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore those thongs
Out of the cave
Wish I could be
Part of that world
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A second one, to the tune of Low by Flo-Rida
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Hmm-mm-mm-mm
Let me talk to 'em
Let me talk to 'em
Let it rain
Hmm-mm-mm-mm
Let me talk to 'em
C'mon!
Sven had them red and yellow thongs (thongs)
Thongs with the glitter (with the glitter)
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Sven got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Them glitter red thongs
And the thongs with the lace (with the lace)
She turned around and gave that pony booty a smack (hey)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Sven got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
I ain't never seen nothin' that'll make me go
This crazy all night spendin' my dough
Had a million dollar vibe and a thong to go
Them birthday cakes they stole the show
So many thongs, she was flexible, professional, wearin’ ones with X and O
Hold up, wait a minute, do I see what I think? I, whoa
Did her thing, I seen Sven get low
Ain't the same when it's up that close
Make it rain I'm makin' it snow
Work the pole I got the thong rack
I'ma say that I prefer them with glitter
I'm into that I love sven in thongs
She threw it back at me I gave her more
Thongs ain't a problem I know I have mo’
She had them
Sven had them red and yellow thongs (thongs)
Thongs with the glitter (with the glitter)
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Sven got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Them glitter red thongs
And the thongs with the lace (with the lace)
She turned around and gave that pony booty a smack (hey)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Sven got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Hey, Sexy Sven what I gotta do to get you home
My thongs full of glitter and they're ready for the show
Cadillacs, Maybach for the sexy thongs
Patron on the rocks that'll give you thongs
One stack (come on), two stacks (come on), three stacks (come on)
Now that's three grand thongs
What you think I'm playing? Baby girl, I'm the man
I'll bend the rubber bands
That's what I told her, her thongs all over
I knew it was over
That glitter and red got me like a soldier
She ready for Rollover, I couldn't control her
So lucky, oh, me, I was just like a clover
Sven was hot like a toaster
Sorry but I had to give her
Like a million new thongs
She showed her
Apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Them glitter red thongs
And the thongs with the lace (with the lace)
She turned around and gave that pony booty a smack (hey)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Sven got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Whoa, Sven, yeah, she was worth the thongs
Lil' mama took my thons
And I ain't want em’back
The way she wore the glitter
Got all them fabric stacks
Tattoo on her back
I had to handle that
I was on it, Sexy Sven
Let me show it make me want it
Two in the morning I'm zonin'
Them glitter thongs goin’
She wouldn't stop, made it drop
Sven did that pop and lock
Had to break her off that thong
Sven was fine just like my thong
Sven had them red and yellow thongs (thongs)
Thongs with the glitter (with the glitter)
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Sven got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Them glitter red thongs
And the thongs with the lace (with the lace)
She turned around and gave that pony booty a smack (hey)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Sven got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
C'mon
Bright Sunshine with a few High Clouds
