The woman gave a small chuckle after a minute before rolling her her. "Why would you be black mailing the king babe?" She asked with a cocked head. She pouted in thought, then sort of wrinkled her nose. "I'd just feel bad for him. Can you imagine if your family saw that?" She chuckled lightly. She sort of crossed her arms on her stomach and pouted up at him playfully. "You're right. I'll get over it and seduce some lord after I go back to work with the queen, and me and the kids will go live in a big mansion with servants everywhere," she joked lightly.

Sage chuckled lightly and shrugged. "If he ever found out I was sleeping with his daughter, it could come in handy," he mused lightly before chuckling. "I think if my family saw me doing that I would die of embarrassment before you got a chance to kill me for getting that drunk," he joked before snickering at her next comment. "Yeah, that's just what you all want. Some big expensive life," he teased, pecking her forehead lightly. "I think even you would look rediculous in those outfits, as pretty as you are," he added lightly.

Mari rolled her eyes at him before giving a small smile. "I don't think he cares. As long as she's married to some rich dude before he's dead," she chuckled lightly to him. She kind of wrinkled her nose at him. "Besides I don't think black mailing him with that would work at this point in time," she mused lightly. She sort of moved to settle down on his lap happily. "You wouldn't have a chance to be embarrassed anyway. You know you'd be killed for getting that drunk so you wouldn't do it to start with," she mused lightly to him. She made a face after a moment. "It might be! With a healthy husband," she mused lightly. Mari gasped after a moment. "What? You don't think I'd look divine?" The questioned with a chuckle.

Sage chuckled lightly and shrugged. "Maybe," he mused. "I still think we got ever so lucky no one besides Luther caught us, and even he doesn't know the extent of it," he admitted with a shrug. In all reality, he should be hung and dead for that ....but thanks to Luther he'd been able to stay around. "no, I suppose not. He's too old and sick to do anything about it though," he snorted before grinning down at her as she kept talking. "true," he hummed. Then, "he'd probably be fat and have a heart attack by the time he's fourty," he snorted. Of course, at her next comment he just laughed and shook his head slightly. "Not in those outfits," he mused. "No one can look that good in those," he added with a chuckle.

The girl gave a little giggle before shaking her head. "Ever so lucky," she mused, putting on a very posh tone in a sort of mockery. "You picked up some fancy lingo then," she mused. "Or maybe he's old and handsome," she hummed then pouted. "Or maybe he's old and fat and gives all his money to me when he dies at forty," she mused. "Either way it's a win win," she chuckled to him happily. She sort of sat up a little bit before shaking her head. "You sure? I thought you liked it when they all dressed up," she chuckled lightly to him.

Sage snorted lightly and poked her gently when she mocked him. "I picked it up from you, somewhere along the past few years," he snorted, eyes glittering happily. "Nope, none of them were handsome," he mused, then he wrinkled his nose. "maybe, though I'm not so sure it would be best for any of you," he noted lightly before grinning to her next comment. "yeah, because they all look like some sort of demented crustacean or something. Keeps me entertained if I'm going anywhere where they're all dressed up," he mused.

Mari grinned at him after a moment before moving to peck his lips. "Aww I'm rubbing off on you! It's about time," she mused before rolling her eyes. "So what you're saying is that they're all ugly and fat and would be lucky to have me? God I'm going to be so spoilt," she mused lightly to him. "I think me and the kids would live very lavishly," she teased lightly. She raised a brow at him after a moment or two. She sort of moved after a moment. "You find that attractive don't you? Demented crustaceans," she giggled lightly to him.

Sage chuckled softly in response to her comment, kissing her back when he noticed her moving to kiss him. "Yeah, pretty much," he mused lightly. "Yeah, if they could manage to make the guy like them. Which would include no getting dirty or having any sort of fun," he chuckled. Though, he gave her a grin and shrug after that. "well I find you attractive, and you don't look like a demented crustacean," he mused. Then he shrugged. "Well, maybe the first part is a little true," he added, clearly teasing her.

The woman gave a small grin when he kissed her back and flopped back against his lap. She looked up at him with a thoughtful hum. "It's alright, he'll have loads of mistresses to involve himself with and I'll go off to do my own thing... oh, I know! I'll just be one of those mistresses and have him pay me a ton," she mused lightly. "I'll buy my own mansion and become a lady myself," she looked up at him with a grin after a moment. "Oh, the things I'll get up to when you perish my love," she mused childishly. "I'll have to mourn first of course but then," she grinned jokingly to him. She pouted at him. "Well that's awfully sweet but that won't matter when I find my lord," she giggled lightly.

Sage snorted lightly in response to her comments, humming lightly. "I'm sure if you put your mind to it you could quickly become his favorite," he noted, eyes twinkling. Then he gave her a fake pout. "Here you are planning on doing all that when I die and haven't done anything along those lines with me in months," he complained, obviously joking. It was true though, it had been a while since they'd done anything besides a peck here or there. He didn't necessarily mind, but ...whatever.